Well, I see some people write this so I'm writing it too…

Author's Notes: Hello all. For this is my first fan-fic, I would like to see what other people think of it. Thus, constructive criticism is welcome. However, flames like "this sucks" without telling me why it sucks will be ignored.

Disclaimer: Whatever you see in the show does not belong to me.

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Can you imagine if this happened in Magic Enemy #1? Front part of story copies the show, only the ending is different? (This story screws up every episode that comes after LOL)

Jake groaned in the school library, which was practically deserted except for Jake, Spud and Trixie. He felt real bored, watching Trixie do her blog and Spud watching lame, childish Internet videos. Just then, Jake noticed many people standing outside the library through the library's translucent glass windows.

"Hey what's going on out there?" Jake asked.

"Monkey hiding cheese oh please be a monkey hiding cheese!" Spud exclaimed as the three walked out of the library.

There were many people standing outside, many of them were laughing their heads off. The three wandered into the middle of the students and found Brad and his sidekicks, holding a bunch of files.

"Wait wait! The bradsters got one even better! In fourth grade, Brandon Butterswing (Not clear, I may be wrong with the words/spelling) had to go to the nurse's office with a cricket up his nose!" read out Brad as the crowd burst into laughter.

"It was my science fair project…" a small slightly fat boy murmured, embarrassed.

"We got a thumbsucker!" cried Brad's sidekick as everyone went Ooooohhh…

"Brad, what are you doing?" Jake asked.

"The bradster totally ganged some private records from Rotwood's office!" answered the elated Brad.

"You wanna buy some files? These files contain their most private moments from Pre-school to this morning."

"This isn't funny guys! People have private stuff in there!" replied Jake, snatching the files away from Brad's sidekick.

"Oh come on!"

"This is too funny!" said some of the students surrounding them.

"You got private stuff in yours Jerk Long? Let's find out!" Brad said as he grabbed the files back from Jake.

"Hey! Give that back!"

"Hey Brad! That's totally none of your business!" Trixie defended

"Yeah! Leave him alone!" Spud added.

"Hey check this out! Personal note from Rotwood! A very important person in the magical world thanks to his secret double life as a fire…breathing….Dragon!?" Brad looked up in shock, so did the other students, staring at Jake in shock.

"Err… About that fire breathing dragon thing? …Yeah I can explain everything…" Jake said, scratching his head.

"Haha! Jerk Long thinks he's some kind of Dragon, in his own make believe fantasy world!" Brad laughed.

"But… I'm not… It's probably just Rotwood making up stories!" Jake defended.

"It dosen't make sense! How did you get these from Rotwood's office!?" Jake said as he grabbed back the file and re-read it.

"Oh! Did I leave those folders sitting out with a door open with Jake Long's file on the top of the stack, again? Oh no! What a major oopsie I have commited! One day's detention for you naughty boy!" Principal Rotwood said as he grabbed back the fileand turned to Brad."

"ONE DAY! THAT'S ALL THEY GET!" Jake exclaimed.

"Oh yes, and by the way students, next week we'll be voting on… Well you know, those most likely to succeed, best hair… Biggest weirdo freak…" Rotwood announced.

"Biggest weirdo freak? Since when was that a category?" Trixie stared at Rotwood, her arms akimbo.

"Well, it seems it has just been added" came the answer.

"Jake Long! For biggest weirdo freak!" Shouted Brad as many students seconded it.