Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Raines was the invisible man
Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
And this is how the message ran:

Szzzzng! szzzzzzzzing!Sziiiiiing! The sound of a blade being sharpened rang angrily through the many corridors of the peculiar castle. Natalia's bright red lips curved into a large smile as she thought about spending another 'fun' filled day with her older brother Ivan and her master.

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.

She fiddled with her maids outfit and mentally cursed herself, she had a rip in her skirt from getting it caught up in the many controls on her masters 'experiment.' Sighing, she decided to go and ask her friend with a penchant for idiotic bikers for help later.

I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a:

Hopping off from the window ledge she put her knives down and dusted herself off, she expected a call from the master any moment, he was working on something huge and had to keep calling for assistance every hour or so.

Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Anne Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.
By RKO, oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show.
In the back row at the late night double feature picture show.

'NATALIA, IVAN! GET YOUR PERFECT LEETLE BEHINDS 'ERE NOW!'

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

Church bells rang, people were cheering as the newly married Mr. and Mr. Fernandez-Vargas emerged from the small church. While his husband Lovi went off to chat to (or rather yell at) his friends and family Antonio grinned proudly. It had taken him many long years to get his sweetheart down that aisle and he was damn happy to have finally managed it without gaining too many injuries. His smile faltered a little when he found his hand in a grasp so strong it could snap iron.

'I guess we made it, eh?' He commented to the owner of the hand.

'Ya sure did! Ya'll were a shoe in for marriage ever since you sat in on Dr. Bielschmidt's lecture on... whatever!'

'I'm not gonna lie, I don't remember what we were supposed to be studying either, I was aways too busy admiring Lovi's amazing golden irisies.' Antonio sighed happily.'I suppose I sorta owe Dr. Bielschmidt one.'

'I know what you mean! I totally owe him for my relationship taking off, he's such a frigid little bunny when he wants to be... It's a shame Doc moved, ain't it?'

'Sure is... hey look! Lovi's throwing... Something... I suppose it's his version of a bouquet toss?'

'Yeah... Dude, you married a nutter.' Antonio looked about ready to spit acid at this remark, but his face broke into a wide grin as he noticed who Lovi had managed to hit with his 'Bouquet'.

'!' The Spaniard doubled over with laughter.

'What?'

'Looks like you could be next for the ball and chain!' He cried, pointing at a very confused looking figure holding a shoe.

'Who knows, eh?' Winking he walked off and went to sort out his boyfriend.

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

'Seriously, who on EARTH throws a shoe at people at weddings? That boy isn't right in the head! I'll admit though, the whole affair was quite tasteful and Antonio must be thrilled to be able to add 'Vargas' at the end of his name without Lovino taking out a restraining order. Again.'

'I know, they're pretty lucky to find each other...'

'Sure are, I don't know any one who can put up with either of them for too long.'

'And everyone knows Lovi's a pretty awesome cook.'

'AND JUST WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING ABOUT MY COOKING?'

'Nothing! I was just saying, jeesh!'

'Good.'

'H-hey...'

'Hello?'

'No! I've got something I wanna say!'

'Well, spit it out then!

'Ya know, It was really cute when you tried to dodge that shoe...'

'Cute? Erm, thankyou?' Suddenly jumping on top of a mound one of the men began to sing.

The river was deep but I swam it, Artie
The future is ours so let's plan it, Artie
So please don't tell me to can it, Artie
I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Artie I love you...

Arthur felt himself go crimson as he watched his boyfriend prance about and sing. Sometimes, he really wondered why he went out in public with such an embarrassing person. Usually though, once the embarrassment wore off, it was cute. However, he had a feeling it would take a while to get to that point.

The road was long but i ran it, Artie
There's a fire in my heart and you fan it, Artie
If there's one fool for you then I am it, Artie
Now I've one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Artie I love you...

Here's a ring to prove that I'm no joker
There's three ways that love can grow
That's good, bad or mediocre
Oh A-R-T-I-E I love you so

Alfred almost had to shove his fist in his mouth, he was finding it so difficult not to laugh at the look on Arthur's face. The older man looked completely flabbergasted and stood there gawking like a fish at him until he could find the right words.

Oh it's nicer than Antonio had,oh Al
Now we're engaged and I'm so glad,oh Al
That you've met Mum and you know Dad, oh Al
I've one thing to say and that's
Brad I'm mad for you too...

Grinning wildly Alfred picked Arthur up and span him around.

Oh Al,

Oh... darn it!

Alfred swore as he stumbled and almost dropped the shortish Englishman

I'm mad,
Eyebrows furrowing Arthur's legs flew everywhere in an attempt to be put down.

Oh Artie!

The American buckled as Arthur managed to kick him in his vital regions.

For you,

Arthur put on his 'cute voice', the one that managed to win him several arguments with Alfred.

I love you too

Alfred nuzzled the top of Arthur's head, so he knew was forgiven.

There's one thing left to do, and that's

Go see the man who began it, Artie
When we met in his science exam-it, Artie
Made me give you the eye and then panic,
Artie
There's one thing to say and that's
Darn it, Artie I love you...
Darn it, Artie
Oh Al, I'm mad
Darn it, Artie

I love you!

Linking hands and smiling cheesily, the two finished their little karaoke session in the graveyard and wandered off to tell whoever they could find about their 'happy announcement.'

*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*

A shortish Asian man dressed entirely in white sits in front of an old mahogany desk, he pulls out a thick, leather bound book and flicks through it.

'I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.'

He stares straight forwards, dark eyes gleaming as he picks out the dossiers he wants.

'It seemed a fairly ordinary night when Alfred F. Jones and Arthur Kirkland, two happy, healthy kids, left the church that late November evening to visit Dr. Ludwig Beilschmidt, ex tutor and now friend of the two of them. It's true that there were stormclouds, heavy, black and pendulous, towards which they were driving. It's true also that the spare tyre they were carrying was badly in need of some air. But they being normal kids and on a night out, well they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening. On a night out. He snaps the book shut as a thunder storm is brewing outside his window. Voice dripping with a knowing of what is to come he continues his monologue, eyes never leaving that same point on the wall.

'It was a night out they were going to remember for a very long time.'

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ROCKY HORROR OR AXIS POWERS: HETALIA, THEY BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS.

Well... What can I say? I suppose this is the result of 6 hours of solid CoD, being awake at 3.30am and generally being a Rocky Horror and Hetalia fan!

It's actually all planned out for once, which is rare for my fics. I've been using the actual script to help me write this, but of course I've deviated from it in a bid to keep everyone at least vaguely in character.

Also, a quick bit about 'Darn it, Artie.' I didn't want to fiddle too much with the actual song, as it would 1) be extremely difficult and 2) not flow properly no matter what I did.

Just one more thing, I need help with a certain Character, I simply can not figure out who should be Eddie! I really need some suggestions!

Thanyou for reading this! Please review?