So, we've lured the NPC into a dark dusty room, A.K.A. the Briarwood Boy's soccer hideout, or known as the ex- bomb shelter. And we also blackmailed Claire for encouraging them to go! And they fell for it. Mwahahaha!
The PC walk into the room, their Jimmy Choos clacking.
Dylan: Gawd, I can't believe there's an unlimited supply of popcorn in there!
Kristen:Gawd, I can't believe there's an unlimited amount of Juicy tracksuits in there!
Alicia: Gawd, I can't believe there's an unlimited closet of Ralph Lauren skirts in there!
Massie:Gawd, I can't believe you guys are acting like LBRs.
Dylan: Hmph.
They finally reach the bomb shelter.
Massie turns the key and...
Evil PC- Hater: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dylan, Kristen, Alicia:WTF!
Massie: Aaargh!
Massie hides behind Claire, who is biting on her nail.
The door locks shut and the lights are up.
The room is furnished like a dungeon. The walls are stone and there are cuffs and skeletons in a corner. It stinks.
Dylan: Where's the popcorn?
Alicia: We've been trapped! (As if they didn't know)
Kristen pounds on the stone wall with her fists. Dumb blonde. As if the stone would break.
Massie takes out her sidekick."
Alicia: Dial 911!!
(Duh)
Massie:I'm trying!
Alicia: Do you know the number?
Massie:Um... of 911?
Alicia: I think it starts with a 8.
Massie ignores Alicia
Massie:Gawd, there's no signal!
Dylan sprays the room with perfume.
Evil PC-Hater: YOU'VE BEEN LOCKED IN! NOW, THE STUDENTS OF OCD CAN DO ANYTHING TO YOU!
Claire: THAT'S NOT WHAT YOU SAID! YOU SAID CAM WOULD BE HERE!
Evil PC-Hater: WHATEVER, CLAIRE. YOU PEOPLE WILL BE STUCK HERE UNTIL I'M SATISFIED. GET IT?
Alicia: (cries) I'm still a virgin!
Evil PC-Hater: NO YOU'RE NOT. I CAN TELL THE TRUTH FROM THE LIES. YOU LIE, AND THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES.
Dylan and Kristen huddle each other and cry. Alicia brushes her hair while crying. Massie tries to find a way out. Claire bites her nail.
Massie: There's no way out. We better do what that guy says.
Evil PC-Hater: I AM NOT "A GUY". MY NAME IS EVIL PC HATER!!
--Day 2--
Kristen: (whines) I'm hungry.
Massie: WE ARE TOO. SO SHUT UP!
Kristen: Maybe we can cut Alicia's boobs off and eat them.
Everyone: EEEEEEEWWWWWW!
Alicia: (Smirks)
Dylan: I-I-I... I think I'm gonna die of s-starvation.
Dylan is white and pale and shivering. She's as skinny as a toothpick.
Kristen: Dylan's gonna die!!
Alicia: Aaaargh!
Massie: Shut up, Leesh.
Massie sits next to Dylan and holds her hand. Claire is still biting her nail.
Evil PC-Hater:You have new arrivals!!
In walks Bella Swan, Edward Cullen and Alice Cullen (from Twilight)
Bella: Edward... I'm scared...
Edward: Don't worry, love, I'm here.
Alice: Dang, I smell sweet sweet blood.
They look at the PC.
Bella: I think you should save that girl.
She points at Dylan.
Alice smirks and bites her.
Dylan immediately changes into a vampire and her eyes are red.
Dylan: Claire... I wanna eat you.
The rest of the PC scream and huddle in a corner.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT??