The tale of the Time-Sentinel

I often find myself pondering if my existence will have meaning, that after these apparent joyful days I will have to be forced to change for society and become a corporate slave. How I envy our primal ancestors not having to succumb to peer pressure, well that doesn't apply to me because of the items gifted to me by the rom-com gods my 108 loner skills. I let out a small chuckle only to be pulled out of my inner ramblings by Sobu-High's Ice-Queen Yukino Yukinoshita. "Hikigaya-Kun please refrain from making such noises in my presence it makes me feel like you are going to attack me at any given moment in time." To illustrate her point she covers her chest I retort with what I thought was a good comeback "is the great Yukino Yukinoshita saying I scare her" I finish with a smirk on my face.

"You are right Yuigahama-san remind me to purchase some antiHikigerm hand wash later" Yuigahama who had not yet processed the exchange just awkwardly nodded "hikki, did you hear about that field trip to research lab in class?" This information was new to me I shook my head to be meet with the sigh of Yukinoshita. Yuigahama explained that we are going to be visiting Sentinel Labs the leading researchers in energy they announced their debut 3 months ago stating they were going to be supplying the whole Chiba a whole lot of controversy surrounded the whole issue due to a recent scandal of gang ties and corruption with their pollution I smirked as long as I avoided schoolwork I would be happy. Time passes until it's the end of the way as I got to the stairs a light blue haired beauty dashed into me from the front landing on me close enough that I felt her breath against my lips her bangs falling onto my face, god damn rom-com gods. Next thing you know she will be acting all tsun tsun with a heavy blush however, contray to my beliefs she quickly getting up giving me a small glimpse of the heaven that is black lace the beauty that is Kawa-something Saki then gave me a glare "are you retarded" she angrily said masking a growl wait this isn't what happened last time she didn't have a blush "Saki-san I didn't mean to see the black lace" she then transformed from a light bush to a tomato she slowly approaches me growling pulling up her sleeves. Before she can get her hands on me I burst into a sprint hearing Kawasomething-san's feet sprinting behind me damn it Hachiman your big mouth has placed you in danger again I am about to take a turn until I hear a loud thud behind me. I turn around to see KawaHonda face first in a puddle. Komachi my cute imouto dang you for drilling into me the proper standards of a gentlemen shit! I slowly come to her side "Saki" I cautiously poke her cheeks only to hear her snoring she fell asleep and I can't just leave her like this so I place her on my back if Yukinoshita saw me now the insults make me cringe. I rotate my neck to see her sleeping I know I aready said this but she is extremely beautiful rivalling both Miura and Yukinoshita next thing you know im standing on her road when I hear probably the most ear destroying sound "onii-san is that you" "fuck" I murmur a light tap on my shoulder brings me out of my annoyance "Are you carrying onee-san, Komachi-Chan will be most pleased." There is three things wrong with that sentence he tells Komachi she will get the wrong idea and she will tease until my last cursed breath. bug is still talking to Komachi and for that he is deduced to parasite a first name basis with her and using the Chan suffix how daring. "Let me open the door for you onii-san." "I am not your onii-san parasite" He gives me a shocked look before letting out a short laugh "you can put her in her room first one upstairs to the left." I walk up the purple coloured rug to her room it's surprisingly spacious and coloured baby blue I set her on her bed before gazing at her beautiful face then proceeding to look at the picture of the cutest member of the family Keika Kawasaki I leave with a goofy smile on my face before going home. I am meet with the fake crying of Komachi as I got home

"Nii-Chan Taishi-Kun told me everything im so happy you got a girlfriend" I immediately sprang into Komachi defense mode "Komachi-Nee everything he told you was a lie" she smiles at me while branding her phone and a picture which seems to be of me HOLDING SAKI ON MY BACK I blush and grab for Komachi's phone only for her to move it out the way and proudly announce "I already sent it to Kawasaki-Chan" I run to my room and check my phone "12 New messages from Kawasaki-San" I sink into my bed imagining my death tomorrow not daring to look at my phone and fall into the slumber that is sleep not realising the terrible accident that awaited me tomorrow