Authoress's note: This is what I think Lockhart's "Wandering with Werewolves would be like…
Wandering with Werewolves
Introduction of the author
This book is written by Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, third class, Honourary Member of the Dark Force Defence League and five times winner of Witch Weekly's Most-Charming-Smile Award.
He has written a series of books, Break with a Banshee, Gadding with Ghouls, Holidays with Hags, Travel with Trolls, Voyages with Vampires, Year with the Yeti and Magical Me.
A handsome young man with a secret ambition of ridding the world of evil and marketing his own range of hair-care products, Gilderoy Lockhart presently presides in Birmingham.
This selfless man's ideal birthday present, would be for magical and nonmagical people to live together in harmony. He wishes that magical and nonmagical beings could unify and work together as one. (Although he wouldn't refuse a bottle of Odgen's Old Firewhiskey).
His address will not be revealed, in case he is overwhelmed by the huge amount of fan mail he receives. Instead, anyone who wishes to compliment Lockhart on his wonderful story can write to Post Office Box 538.
He wishes all who reads his book an enjoyable time.
Gilderoy Lockhart