Welcome to the epic stress ball of the writing world! This fic! Woo!
This is also a slight Christmas present because of it's time, so here you are!
(By the way, the first song is to the set to Jingle Bells!)
Bella Edward
Bella Edward
Can we get a break?
Bella Edward
Bella Edward
Seriously? Shoot me now.
Dashing through La Push
Without a shirt on
'Cause apparently I don't own one
Says Edward
WAIT A SEC!
Bella Edward
Bella Jacob
This is making me mad!
Bella Jacob
Bella Edward
UGH!
She can't pick a guy
She's a Mary-Sue
Can we all guess who I am talking about
That stupid You-Know-Who
Voldemort?
NO!
Bella!
Bella Edward
Bella Edward
Just burn the books now.
Bella Jacob
Bella Jacob
It's not even fun anymore!
Girls are picking sides
Guys are rolling their eyes
And some of us just do this all day!
Apparently none of us have lives
We're looking at you Stephenie Meyer too
OH!
Bella Edward
Jacob Renesmee
The only people sane enough to stay are-
James and Victoria too
They had the right idea
'Let's just kill them all' they thought 'and we'll get a free meal!'
OH!
Bella Edward
Jacob Renesmee
This song is making me happier
I hope you can say the same
Review and favorite please
And maybe one day
The world will come to it's sense and
KILL!
The Cullens and the werewolves and all of them.
How'd you like the end? Yeah, I'm so cool I can incorporate my begging into a song! In case you didn't notice, a lot of this didn't rhyme. FOR A REASON THIS WAS! Partially because I can't rhyme to save my life and partially because Twilight (even in it's hating form) doesn't deserve quality sounding rhymes! Review or favorite if you agree! Merry Christmas!