Hey Kanou fans! Ever wondered what life does this quiet and mysterious hypnotist lead? Well, wait no more because as his pet terrapin, I shall spill all the secrets! Hehehehe….

(Laugh out loud~) I sound like a businessman….

Anyways, I shall now commence the story:

Streams of sunlight are blocked out by a pair of dusty curtains, leaving the room engulfed by the darkness. Once one's eyes were adjusted to the darkness, you could see and old computer sitting on an ancient desk, the scratches on it indicating its age. Beside the desk, was a wastebasket overflowing with crumpled paper. Soft snores could be heard from a motionless person on the bed…

"Riing!" Went the old-fashioned alarm clock. A half-asleep guy mumbles something in his sleep before rolling over in his bed to switch off the blaring alarm.

There is a peaceful silence in the room again.

For a moment, the guy was tempted to sleep for a few more minutes but the demonic face of the student council president of his school appears in his mind.

Get up, Mr Sleephead! Time for school now….

With a dull thump on the wooden floor, Kanou swings his legs off the bed and onto the floor. Yawning widely, he stretches out like a lazy cat and wipes the dust out of his eyes groggily. Then, scratching his head, he proceeds to his bathroom to do his daily routine.

Which I do not want to know…..

After that uninteresting routine, Kanou walks out of the bathroom stark naked except for a towel covering his you-know-where and wears on his school uniform.

I know how you feel, you must be horrified! I was initially shocked by my master's strange behaviour but beggars can't be choosers. He was the one who selected me from the pet shop in the first place…. Thank goodness us terrapins have shells!

One shocking fact is that although Kanou is already a fifteen years old student, he still has a problem with the buttons. Yes, you have read correctly- Kanou Soutarou has a problem with inserting the buttons through the button holes. Maybe it's because his fingers are too big and clumsy?

Snicker. Though I have to say, it'd be nice if adults made school life easier for students by putting Velcro on the clothing instead of buttons. Velcro is cheaper than buttons too!

Next, the student selects a green hooded jacket from the array of identical hoodies. Wearing it on, he picks up his worn backpack and makes his way to the kitchen. Of course, he removes me from my tank and places me into the side pocket of his hoodie.

For those inobservant people who watch Kaichou wa Maid-Sama, you probably haven't noticed a tiny creature in the pocket of Kanou's hoodie. That's me~ Well, even though the school forbids students from bringing pets to school, hardly anybody realises that I'm here at all. Except for that annoyingly sharp student council president. Kanou had to hypnotize her just so she could forget that he had brought me to school! Tch.

Anyways, here are some details about me:

1. I am a male, not a female. Or else Kanou would have thrown me out of the window already.

2. I have been with Kanou since he was nine, so I am actually pretty old. Don't let my young appearance deceive you!

3. Kanou often tells me all of his secrets so I know practically almost everything about him.

4. That Yukimura guy knows about my existence. Although I don't really hate him, I get this feeling that he should have been born a female, not a male.

5. I absolutely loathe Kanou's father. Why? I will tell you later.

Unfortunately, we have to end the chapter here because I'm getting sleepy so stay tuned for the next exciting chapter! Thank you very much~