PLEASE NOTE: I DO NOT own Septimus Heap or Star Wars. I made this for fun. If you don't like it that's your problem.
A new game has arrived in the world in the world of Septimus Heap! Wizard ball! And Septimus is the best player the Boggarts have. The coach of this team is none other than Marcia Overstand! On the Magogs team the coach is the skull of DomDainel. They are in desperate need of a new player, because Septimus, Jenna, and Nicko tricked Simon to go into the middle of nowhere! To replace their missing team mate they decide to reach out using a darke spell to find a powerful player beyond their own world.
They had got what they wanted. Through the darkenesse of the portal out stepped a man, mostly made of machine. He was all dressed in black, and you could hear his breathing through his dark mask.
"What is your name?" the skull asked.
"I am Darth Vader!" he looked around. "Where am I?"
"Welcome to the world of magyk," a darke wizard said, "we heard much about you from this." He handed Vader a book entitled STAR WARS the Original Saga. "We brought you here to help us find Simon, defeat the wizards, and take back the castle." DomDainel said.
"What's in it for me?" Vader asked.
"We can tell you where the Rebels are hiding." The deal was made, and the plan was put into action.
"Welcome to the magyk wizard games!" The announcer Rebecca said.
"We're your hostesses, Julie and Rebecca!" the other announcer Julie said.
"Okay so before we introduce the players, we're going to see two videos of our interviews with the coaches."
"Uh Rebecca, are you sure? I mean, they went soooooo horriblely bad, they where laughable."
"That's the point! So without further ado, let's go to the videos!"
Switches to videos
"Hi everyone, I'm Rebecca, here with the coach of the Magogs, the skull of DomDaniel! So tell us Dom, can I call you that? Do you think you're a good coach?" points the microphone at the skull, but says nothing.
"Is… is that a yes? Uh…. How good do you think your team is?" points the mic. at the skull, but nothing happens.
"Um….. How do you feel about Simon's disappearance?" points the mic. Same thing happens.
"OK THIS IS GOING NOWHERE!"
End of video 1
Start of video 2
"Hey people! Julie here! I'm trying to get an interview with Marcia." Turns to Marcia "Please can we just get a word?"
Marcia starts walking away. "No. now go away."
"But it will be really quick and-"
"NO!"
"But-"
"GET THAT CAMERA OUT OF MY FACE!" Marcia slams door hard and knocks the camera over.
Static and end of video 2.
"Well that could have gone better. And with that let's introduce the players! Over to you Josie!"
"Today in a game of wizard ball, playing for the Boggarts we have, drum roll please, the Extra Ordinary Apprentice himself, Septimus Heap! And playing for the Magogs, is… uh there's no name here." someone hands Josie a letter. "Oh okay. Playing for the Magogs is…. Darth Vader! Well that's an interesting name. Where have I heard it before? Any way back to you Julie and Rebecca!"
"Thank you Josie! Now let's play ball!"
Toward the end of the game…
"And the Boggarts are ahead with 9 to 0."
"Wow Julie, I have never seen a grown man be beaten by an 11 year old."
Suddenly, Darth Vader starts force choking Septimus!
"What's going on! Is that magyk?"
"Ether that or Septimus is fake choking himself."
"Why isn't the ref saying anything?"
"Wait Julie, I don't think that a ref." Rebecca points at storm trooper.
"I think your right Rebecca!" lights go out everyone screams. Lights come back on; Septimus is caught by Darth Vader. Simon is in the middle of the court, standing next to Vader. The whole room is surrounded by storm troopers.
"You! You thought you could leave me out of the middle of nowhere!" Simon shouted pointing his finger in Septimus' face.
"How did you get here!" Septimus said fighting through Darth Vader's grasp.
Simon smiled his evil smile. "The very person holding against your will, found me."
Septimus did his best to glance up at his captor. "I know I've seen your face before, but where?"
At that moment Jenna ran in. "He's from that space saga." She said trying to break Septimus free from Darth Vader's clutches. Simon quickly grabbed Jenna, with her arm twisted to her back. She screamed in pain. But Jenna moved fast to get free. She stepped on Simon's foot, hard. He released Jenna to grab his aching foot. Jenna ran to Marcia.
"Let my apprentice go!" Marcia demanded taking a stance.
"You Jedi are so predicable!" Darth Vader said.
"What's a Jedi?" Marcia asked with a confused look on her face.
Beetle runs in. "I heard screaming, what's …." Beetle looks over to Septimus. "SEPTIMUS!"
"I'm fine Beetle!" Septimus said trying to get away.
"You're crazy Sep!" Beetle said, until he noticed something, "Hey? Isn't that that angry guy from that Space saga?"
"Yes." Jenna said nervously.
"I am not angry!" Vader shouted.
"Riiiiigggghhhhhtttttt!" Beetle said smiling. "Just like how you aren't a whiney baby over your girl friend who died of child birth! Some bad guy you are!"
"Beetle what are you doing?" Jenna whispered.
"Just watch." To Vader "Have you ever heard of Therapy!"
Vader couldn't control his anger any more, he let go of Septimus to go after Beetle. "Uh-oh." Beetle ran for his life, trying to get away from Vader, when suddenly Marcia used a freeze charm to stop Vader dead in his tracks.
"Thank you Marcia." Beetle looked around. "Hey where did Septimus go?" "And where did Simon go?" Jenna chimed in.
"Oh crap." Rebecca and Julie said. Everyone looked at them. "What?"
End of part one Thanks for reading! No idea what to write next, comments are appreciated!