The Legend of Zelda: A Lovers Engagement
Once in a land known as Hyrule. A girl was outside playing a tune on a small Ocarina. She played it over and over. It sounded peaceful and yet very depressing. She walked away and headed to her room.
She was being stalked. She went all the way around the staircase and she finally figured someone was behind her. As she turned she whirled into a kiss of love. She said "Why you look nice today." "Why thank you" he replied. She meant to say it sarcastically because, like always the boy was wearing a green tunic. She smiled and walked away.
She was still being stalked. She asked "Link, please stop." He said, "I just wanted to give you this." She thought she knew what it was. She opened it. As she did Link said "Will you marry me?"
She said "I love you"
Later on…
The two got married. By the Triforce Link and Zelda had a son. They named him Luke.