Apparently, this is a crackfic that means the characters are suppose to be OOC, so I don't want to hear about it. 'Kay? 'Kay
Enjoy!
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Garu ran inside his house and quickly shut the door. He had just run away from a certain girl with buns. Garu sighed and sat down, thinking about his day and then he heard the phone ring. Garu stood up and answered it "Hello?" Garu said in his fake accent.
"Ah yes, Garu, I have been meaning to talk to you." A voice, unfamiliar to Garu, said.
"Ummmm," Garu sweatdroped. "Who is this?"
"My identity is not important bu-"
"Well, if you won't tell who you are, I'm hanging up." Garu threatened.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." The voice told him.
"Hmm and why is that?"
"If you hang up, I'm going to. Steal. Your. Swords."
There was a moment of silence.
"That's supposed to be a threat right?" Garu asked.
"What? You aren't scared?"
"No, One: I don't need to hang up, I can just put you on hold until you get bored and Two: I have too many swords to fit in your trunk. So, you lose, good day sir." Garu finished.
"No! Wai-"
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
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