"You have to be kidding me" Draco Malfoy muttered. His pale face looked even more whiter than paper, if it was even possible.
Astoria looked as if she was trying hard not to laugh. "I do not believe he would be lying to you about this, Draco".
Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy was extremely uncomfortable with all of this. His father stared at him with a glare that he never wanted to experience again.
"How could you, son? You ruined the Malfoy family!" Draco looked at his son and shook his head sadly.
Astoria rolled her eyes. "Seriously? My dear husband, just because-"
"Do not mention it, Astoria!" He interrupted.
"Fine, then. Just because that... incident occurred a long time ago involving you and a certain animal.. doesn't mean that it is Scorpius' fault that it is his Patronus!"
Draco Malfoy looked truly disheartened to hear that sentence, reminding him of why this conversation had started.
Meanwhile, Scorpius was utterly clueless.
"Will you please tell me the reason why my Patronus being a ferret has anything to do with what you're talking about?".
Approximately five minutes later, laughter could be heard loudly in the Malfoy Manor.