This is a one shot story. It's just something I found when I was looking through my English journal from last year. I have no idea what was going through my mind when I wrote this, but here it is, in all its nuttiness. Trust me, this is really screwed up. R&R!!
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Once there was a girl named Billy. Billy had a cat named Lucky. One day, lucky was drinking out of the toilet
when he fell in, which was really bad, because it was the self-flushing kind. Lucky got a big swirly. Then he
couldn't get out, so Billy had to use a plunger, but that's not what this story is about (Thank god). Now I'll tell
you the real story.
It was a beautiful sunny day when Denise and Patrick left on the airplane. They were on their way
to Ireland to visit Patrick's grandparents, who were Denise's too in a way.
2 years before, Denise's parents were drowned when their cruse ship sank. She was originally to
live with her mother's parents, but unfortunately they were drug dealers, so that was the end of that. Instead,
she went to live with Patrick's family. The two had been inseparable as little kids, almost like brother and
sister, and now at the age of 16, they were brother and sister in a way.
The only problem was, they both liked each other in a different way than how brothers and sisters
normally like each other,, and neither one knew the other liked them, so…when Patrick 'accidentally' walked
in on Denise when she was in the shower, that's all it was seen as, an accident.
Well, now they were on their way to Ireland, alone, parentless, and both hoping something good
would happen, and something did happen. Something bad.
The plane was about halfway through the flight when the pilot's voice came over the intercom.
"This is your pilot speaking. We have a serious situation here. Do not panic. There's a bomb on the plane."
~*GASP!*~
No sooner had he said that did the bomb explode with an earth shattering BOOM!
As the airplane plunged towards the ocean people were freaking out all over the place, trying to get
off the airplane.
It was quite a shock when the emergency doors came open and most of the people were sucked out
of the aircraft.
They had to float in the middle of the shark-infested ocean for hours waiting for help to arrive.
During that time Patrick and Denise told each other everything about how they had liked one another for the
longest time.
Finally help arrived, and the survivors were pulled out of the water, safe and sound, except for
those with hypothermia.
When they finally made it to Ireland, Patrick and Denise eloped, even though they were brother
and sister, had absolutely no money and were under aged minors.
They lived in a tree or the rest of their lives because they had low income and had two kids named
Eddy and Freddy.
They all lived happily ever after in the tree, until Environment Canada came and cut it down
because it was growing to close to the power lines. Then they lived in a house, but they still lived happily
ever after, perhaps even more so now that they had indoor plumbing.
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A/N: Just when you thought it was getting a bit normal*Dun dun dun! *
Well, if anyone actually reads this, I hope it gave you a good laugh^_^
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Once there was a girl named Billy. Billy had a cat named Lucky. One day, lucky was drinking out of the toilet
when he fell in, which was really bad, because it was the self-flushing kind. Lucky got a big swirly. Then he
couldn't get out, so Billy had to use a plunger, but that's not what this story is about (Thank god). Now I'll tell
you the real story.
It was a beautiful sunny day when Denise and Patrick left on the airplane. They were on their way
to Ireland to visit Patrick's grandparents, who were Denise's too in a way.
2 years before, Denise's parents were drowned when their cruse ship sank. She was originally to
live with her mother's parents, but unfortunately they were drug dealers, so that was the end of that. Instead,
she went to live with Patrick's family. The two had been inseparable as little kids, almost like brother and
sister, and now at the age of 16, they were brother and sister in a way.
The only problem was, they both liked each other in a different way than how brothers and sisters
normally like each other,, and neither one knew the other liked them, so…when Patrick 'accidentally' walked
in on Denise when she was in the shower, that's all it was seen as, an accident.
Well, now they were on their way to Ireland, alone, parentless, and both hoping something good
would happen, and something did happen. Something bad.
The plane was about halfway through the flight when the pilot's voice came over the intercom.
"This is your pilot speaking. We have a serious situation here. Do not panic. There's a bomb on the plane."
~*GASP!*~
No sooner had he said that did the bomb explode with an earth shattering BOOM!
As the airplane plunged towards the ocean people were freaking out all over the place, trying to get
off the airplane.
It was quite a shock when the emergency doors came open and most of the people were sucked out
of the aircraft.
They had to float in the middle of the shark-infested ocean for hours waiting for help to arrive.
During that time Patrick and Denise told each other everything about how they had liked one another for the
longest time.
Finally help arrived, and the survivors were pulled out of the water, safe and sound, except for
those with hypothermia.
When they finally made it to Ireland, Patrick and Denise eloped, even though they were brother
and sister, had absolutely no money and were under aged minors.
They lived in a tree or the rest of their lives because they had low income and had two kids named
Eddy and Freddy.
They all lived happily ever after in the tree, until Environment Canada came and cut it down
because it was growing to close to the power lines. Then they lived in a house, but they still lived happily
ever after, perhaps even more so now that they had indoor plumbing.
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A/N: Just when you thought it was getting a bit normal*Dun dun dun! *
Well, if anyone actually reads this, I hope it gave you a good laugh^_^