Woohoo, so here it goes, darlings! A nerd version of My Immortal, featuring myself as the main character. Double Mary Sue-ness! Read and you'll be entangled in my own adventures in a nerdy-geeky version of the wizarding world. Here's FallenHero93 with all her silly fantasies, sarcasm and self-irony. Wow, were those 3 s's in a row? If you paid attention while reading My Immortal the original version, you will entertain yourself by finding the parts I changed and/or I made fun of.

But let the fun begin. Yeah, I tend to talk a lot sometimes.

AN: Special 10x (get it, coz I spend too much time on the Internet) to my friend (just kidding, I'm forever alone. I would lol but that's a bit sad) Microsoft Word, mathlover314 for helping me with the spelling. He didn't help with the story, though. You rock! Basalt, you're a rock too! Granite rocks! Geddit.

Hi, my name is Elise Chemistry Quantum Blue Valo and I have long ebony black hair (that's a bit of a pleonasm, but it sounds cool anyways) with no streaks and curly tips (AN: That's so close to reality that I'm a bit scared) that reaches my mid-back and dark eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Marie Curie (AN: if you don't know who she is, you don't know your science). I'm not related to Ville Valo but I don't wish I was because he is a major fucking hottie, but if I were related to him that'd be incest.

I'm not a vampire (AN: meh, I hate vampires) but my teeth are straight and white. I have slightly dark skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in Scotland where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen) (AN: I'm actually a bit over 18 and a half, but let's stick to the original plot). I'm a nerd (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love libraries and I buy all my books from there. For example today I was carrying a black chemistry coursebook with a matching cover on it and a black leather notebook, pink … Ah, forget that, I hate pink. So, a blue calculus book and a colorful edition of the Thrawn Trilogy. I was wearing no lipstick, no foundation, no eyeliner and no eye shadow. Honestly, why would I put all that stuff on my face? I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very puzzled about. Sleet at this time of year? (AN: I was really into studying weather a few years ago. But I loved tornadoes, not rain or snow)

A lot of preps and goths stared at me. I put up my science book at them.

"Hey Elise!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!

"What's up, Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said, pretending to be shy. I was actually wondering what the hell had happened to him.

But then, I heard my teachers call me and I had to go away. That hadn't been too much of a dialogue.

AN: Is it good? Please tell me, 10x!

AN: I named the My Immortal myself "Elise" because lots of people have mistakenly called me that in real life. Also, while re-reading the clothing/book description, I remembered that the Japanese word for pink is, surprise or not, "pinku". I just love these borrowings from English – they make the whole learning vocabulary thing easier.