Disclaimer: I, Advi, do not own the rights to Inuyasha and all associated names in this fic, except for my own penname. Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru and Kagome are owned by Rumiko Takahashi.
Brotherly Advise by Advi
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Sesshoumaru: Humph... what did you do this time?
Inuyasha: (lying flat on his face) Shut up! Nothing!
Sesshoumaru: So... I presume hanyou's love to stand flat on their faces?
Inuyasha: (quickly stands up) Of course not you idiot!
Sesshoumaru: And what pray tell, were the women shouting about this time?
Inuyasha: Women... I don't understand them! All I did was tell the truth!!
Sesshoumaru: What did you say?
Inuyasha: I said Advi looked fat in the dress she had on.
Sesshoumaru: (rolls eyes)
Inuyasha: Oii! It's rude to do that in front of other people!
Sesshoumaru: Fool, it seems being with women for 500 years have thought you nothing about how to speak to them.
Inuyasha: Wha? And you understand them?
Sesshoumaru: Even this Sesshoumaru, with all my wisdom and years of living, have yet to fully understand the mind of a female... youkai or human.
Inuyasha: Really...?
Sesshoumaru: Yes, for instance, if a woman asks, does this kimono makes me look fat, quickly answer, of course not, it doesn't, you look absolutely stunning. If you delay in your answer, they will know that what ever you say is a lie.
Inuyasha: But they do look bigger in a kimono!
Sesshoumaru: (eyebrow twitches) Lie you fool or be prepared to die.
Inuyasha: Even if she asks, what do you think about this dress?
Sesshoumaru: Yes... but never say it's nice, especially if one's patience is running thin.
Inuyasha: Oh? So if you wanna get out from the boutique fast, what do you say?
Sesshoumaru: Must I explain everything to you?
Inuyasha: If you don't know what to say just say you don't know!
Sesshoumaru: Humph, the quickest way to get out of the boutique is to say she looks gorgeous in the outfit and that you are going to get jealous of all the men who look at her and offer to buy the dress.
Inuyasha: You must have bought a lot of dresses for Kagome then...
Sesshoumaru: Not really...
Advi: (walks to Inuyasha in a new dress) I'm sorry Inuyasha, I guess I shouldn't have thrown you like that.
Inuyasha: Heh... didn't even hurt me!
Advi: So... umm what do you think of this dress? Does it make me look fat?
Inuyasha: Errr... you look like a kid in it!
Sesshoumaru: (rolls eyes again)
Kagome: (slaps head) Inuyasha... you never learn do you...
Advi: Kagome, do your stuff.
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: BOOM!!!
Advi: (huffs and walks away)
Kagome and Sesshoumaru walk off, leaving Inuyasha alone on the floor.
Inuyasha: Damn Sesshoumaru and his advise... it didn't work at all... all I did was to tell her she looked younger in that dress... ...
THE END!!
Thank you for taking your time to read this little skit of mine! If you like this, I recommend Red Rose Comedy. Now that will get you rolling on the floor if you haven't read it yet.
Inuyasha: Is it over?
Advi: Yes, it is.
Inuyasha: Oh good!!
Advi: So mean.