What Shino Does When His Glasses Break

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or anything else for that matter!!! TT NOO!!!! Or Harry Potter. Or Pokemon.

Shino was doing what he does everyday, clean his glasses. He was also sitting there, watching Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. It was at the part when Hermione fixed Harry's glasses. Just then, his glasses BROKE!!!! He rushed around searching for tape, hoping no one would see him without his glasses. Then once he taped it, he look like A TOTAL NERD!!! He rushed around trying to find a spare, but he had none! Then he thought of something, if Emma Watson(Hermione) could fix Daniel's(Harry) glasses, then she could certainly fix his. So he went off on an adventure, to find EMMA WATSON! First, he got up and went out the door, how all great adventures begin. As he was walking to Konoha's gate, he saw Naruto at Ichiraku Ramen, big surprise there.

"Hey, Shino," shouted Naruto, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going on an adventure, to find Emma Watson," said Shino, "Only she can fix my glasses."

"But Shino you could go to the eye/glasses doctor place, and also Emma Watson isn't in out world." said Naruto.

"Well, then what is that pikachu doing there?" asked Shino,

"Huh, OHMYGOD!!!! ITS A REAL PIKAHU!!!! I WILL CAPTURE IT AND BECOME A POKEMON MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Naruto.

At that, Shino kept going, wondering about the ethics of space, time, dimensions, and if he left the stove on. So he went through terrible storms, blistering sun, galeing winds, and a very angry tourist. When he reached Emma Watson's big house, he rang the door bell.

She answered the door. "Um, can I help you with something?" she asked.

"Ms. Watson," started Shino,

"If your asking my hand in marriage, NO!" Emma said. "

No," continued Shino, "I need you to, fix my glasses!"

"How many times do I have to tell you people!!! I ONLY PLAY HERMIONE GRANGER, I'M NOT A REAL WITCH!!! I CAN'T FIX YOUR GLASSES!!! ANY OF THEM!" she shouted to a long, long, long, LONG, line of nerds with broken glasses that all did a weird moaning thing that I have no clue to spell. So Shino walked back to his house, which was right next to Emma's apperently, he just wanted to go the LONG way. So he did go to the eye/glasses docter to get his glasses fixed. So yeah, Shino did this big adventure for nothing. What happened to the nerds, well they never left until they were evicted to hell by sercurity. And Naruto went on his journey as a pokemon master and won, in the length it takes to complete the video games for the GBA and Gameboy Colors, around 3 to 6 months, and many shocks from pikachu.

Well, that is my short story I hoped you all liked. Yes, Shino's journey was a complete waste of time.

Shino: Heyyy!!! It had a good point!

Me: Not really Shino, not really!

Shino: That's it! Author or not, I will attack you with my bug attack!!!!!!

Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SHINO BUG ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE REVIEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-running off into the distance in fear-

By FearTheFan