A.N. This is my first ever fanfiction, so please try not to be too too harsh. I love Josh/Andy, and Kyle XY in general, so expect a few more if this one turns out good. In the first few chapters, a lot of the quotes are the same, but they will change. In Andy's point of view.
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Chapter 1: Josh's Training.
"And your eyes are where?" I asked him, hoping for the sake of humanity that he'd get it right. I was, I guess you could say, tutoring Josh Trager. I was prepping him for his first date. Personally, I was somewhat surprised that this was his first date ever, though with his skills, it seemed pretty believeable. I wondered how many times he's been turned down. Lucky to finally have someone who actually knows girls helping him. Better late than never, right?
"On her face, not her chest." Check! I nodded approvingly. Maybe he does listen.
"What are the 3 L's?" Okay, come on, boy. This one's easy.
"Listen, listen, listen." Josh replied, a smirk forming on his face. Ahh. Better than I expected. Now the tricky one. Well, for him.
"And at the end of the night?"
"Feel her up." Oh, he sure as hell better be kidding. I gave him a threatening look, and he chuckled.
"Kidding. Feel it out. And if the moment seems right, kiss her." Another look. For the win...
"No tongue." Bonus point! Good boy.
"I guess you're as good as you're gonna get," I began, walking toward the door. He called me back.
"Hey, Andy?" I turned around sharply at the sound of my name, biting my nails.
"Thanks for everything." I nodded, and dropped my hand from my mouth to speak.
"Just don't blow it. It's a one time charitable donation!" Smiling at my reply, I walked out the door and made my way home.
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A.N. Reviews? Was it good, do I need to work on something? By the way, I wrote the next 6 chapters, so expect more. And the other chapters should be longer, so sorry for the shortness!
-MiSSFRiTZ