PHOENIX WRIGHT TURNABOUT QUIZ SHOW

BY BARRYLAWN

"cough cough COOOUGH" poenix was in bed coughing moar than juniper woods because he was sick "jesus i cant go to court today im too sick i guess maya will just have to get kyle rivers or somethin"

the door knocked just then

"ughhh better answer that"

phoenix pulled himself out of the bed and threw himself over to teh door and opened it

"sorry man i cant def-"

"HELLOOOOO!" shouted the man

"uh wat" he sniffled

"YOU HAS JUST COMPLETED THE FIRST TASK OF OPENING UR DOOR! congratulations." he clapped for nicks accomplishment "now then mr sir phoenix wright YOU ARE COMIN WITH ME"

and he punched phoenix and knocked his cold out because he also knocked him out cold (tats how you get rid of colds)

try it irl

===IN THE BLACKNESS===

the blackness faded and phoenix woke up at the defense bench but something was wrong

it was the normal courtroom number 2 but it was decorated IN SPOTLIGHTS AND GLOWY STUFF AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ONNNNN

"WELCOME!" shouted the voice and the man from before came down in some elevator thing "TO EPISODE 69 OF ACES ACE QUIZ SHOWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

"wtf is going on"

"i believe were i a quiz show..." said edgeworht who was at the prosecution bench

"tat is correct. uve just scored ur first right anser mr edgeworth. congratulations." everyone cheered for edgeworth and flags of edgeys face appeared all over the wall sayin "#TEAMEDGE #FUCKNICK"

"wow thats sad" said phoenix

"ALLLLLLLRITEY THEN" said ace "so today we have 2 VEEEEEERY special guests the two ace lawyers PHOENIX WRIGHT AND MILES EDGEYWORD and because they both lawyers of legend we shall host this specially numbered episode AS A TRIAL!"

and then a mr hat version of trucy appear

"mr wright must defend his daughter for murder and edgy must prosecute but if nick fails TRUCY SHAL DIE IRL"

"but what if edgy fails" said phoenix

"edgy is the current favorite so no punishment for him" said ace

"O COME ON"

"DEMS TEH RULES! now edgy make your opened statement"

"uhh very well" said edgeworth and he took out a document "ms trucy wright is accused of murdering kyle rivers. mr rivers was suppose to defend maya but it was suspicious to her tat phoenick didnt so she killed him thinking he killed nick"

"but im rite here" said phoenix

"SHE HAD NO WAY OF KNOWING AT THE TIME" shouted edgeworth "now the witness will be testifying later but now i call detective gumshoe"

and then a big puppet that looked like gumshoe appeared

"ha ha hello mistah edworth" said the puppet in a croaky annoying puppety voice tat nerds use

"uhhh hello gumshoe testify about your investigation"

"ok suh"

WITNESS TESTIMONY

"yaaa yaaa trucy wright killed the guy"

"we tink it was out of jelusy because she wanted nick but maya wa-"

"OBJECITON" shouted phoenix "WOH WOH STOP RITE THERE!"

"shaddap spiky"

"no u! TRUCYS MY DAUGHTER!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" screamed gumshoe

"ha that was so easy this trial is in teh-"

"QUIZ TIEM!" shouted the big bubble and then ACE APPEARED AT THE STAND

"ITTTTS ACES ACE QUIZ SHOWWWW! QUESTION OOOOOOOONE!"

"wat" said edge and nick

"tats right lawyers! just now evidence is gonna be presented but will it help the prosecutor or defense? tat is for the answerer to decide! is tat ok?"

"sigh... yes" said edgeworth

"CARRECT!" screamed ace and there was a DINGALINGALINGALINGALING!AND RED AND YELLOW LIGHTS FLASHED AROUND EDGEWORTHS FACE AND THEN A PIECE OF EVIDENCE GOT ADDED TO THE COURT RECORD!

"ok this is a document that says trucy being phoenixs dad was... ILLEGAL" said edgy

"O NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed phoenix "THATS BULLSHIT, HE LIE! I SIGNED OFFICIAL DOCUMENTS AND EVERYTHING"

"shat it phoenix" said ace "UNTIL NEXT QUESTION FOKES!"

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TO BE CONTINUED