Stereotypes Story
If this offends you, that's the point.
Emily was the most ideal girl. She never swore, had fine long and modest dresses and always talked about boys. But because she was a girl she wasn't as smart as boys. To top it all off she was even less smart because she was blonde.
As a Christian she was raised to be homophobic. And Emily thought that homosexuality was very wrong until one day.
On that day Emily had been going for a walk when she saw a handsome young woman about her age. That woman was Aspen. Aspen was a feminist. That was the reason she had short hair, hated men and was a lesbian. Though she also had short hair because she was a lesbian.
Emily immediately asked Aspen if she could go have coffee with her. Now if Emily had been a man Aspen would have knocked her out unconscious. But because Emily was a girl (And because Aspen was gay and gay people OBVIOUSLY fall in love with everyone of the same gender... Sarcasm) Aspen agreed to Emily's request.
While drinking coffee, Emily learned a lot about Aspen. Aspen was Asian so her parents wanted her to take up a musical instrument. But instead of all the girly instruments, Aspen chose the more feminist and less girly instrument, the trombone. She had been at the top of her grade as a student.
Aspen got to know a lot about Emily as well. Emily loved dolls as a little girl and as an adult her favorite things to do were clothes shopping, trying on clothes, and buying shoes.
The date soon came to an end. Aspen gave Emily a kiss good-bye on the lips and slipped away from the café.
As Emily went out of the café, she ran into her acquaintance Jonathan. Jonathan was all muscles, blonde hair, and pale skin. He was a church acquaintance of hers.
"What was that?" Jonathan asked.
"What was what?" Emily asked, her blonde-girl mind was confused.
"The kiss! With the GIRL."
"So...?"
"Homosexuality is wrong." Jonathan said and spouted off some bible verse.
Aspen-who had not really gone- walked up to the two,"Is anything the matter?"
"He doesn't want me to be with you." Emily said.
"I see..." Rage flowed through Aspen. As a feminist, she hated men. But she hated Jonathan even more for his blatant homophobia. She wanted to hit him. No! She was Asian. She was smarter than this.
Aspen slapped Jonathan in the cheek. And grabbed Emily and briskly walked off with her.
They never saw Jonathan again. The explanation could've been,"Feminists are scarier than a bear."
Emily and Aspen spent the rest of their lives together. It was the perfect ever after Emily could've wished for. A happily ever after with her prince charming. Her handsome, female, prince Charming.