(NOTE: THIS FANFIC IS PURELY FOR STUPIDITY AND JOKES ONLY. DO NOT TAKE THIS FANFICTION SERIOUSLY. On that note, enjoy!)
Chatpre 1 of the MCFM Crackfic: Beginnings
Random woke up wondering "Wow. I feel like shit" He realized that he had a boner, only to realize that there was no penis. He then began to wonder if he was Caitlyn Jenner. He then received a phone call.
"Hello?"
"MORNING YOU FUCK" It was Pota. On the other side of the call, he was making rice for breakfast, and decided to look up on Random.
"Are you fucking gay you nigerian bastard i just woke up 1v1 me league of cancer"
"mate i'll fucking WRECK YOUR ANUS" Random then hung up, now feeling a lot more awake. He went downstairs and watched some paint dry while eating his morning pus. As he was eating, he suddenly jumped into the air as the doorbell rang.
"Who is it?" He asked. There was no answer, but simply another doorbell ring and something dropping on the doorstep. Random opened the door to see a bomb right there about to explODE HIS ENTIRE HOUSE.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN? DOES RANDOM DIE? WILL HE GET HIS PENIS BACK? WHO SENT HIM THE BOMB?
Find out on the next episode of Dragon Balls in my mouth