PHONEIX RIGHT: TRIFORCE ATTORNIES!
phoenox wight was in his ofice wit maya an perl wen a clint phond him.
"PHEONICKS BLIGHT! WHAT SORT OF PHONE IS DAT?!"
phenois bushed becoaus his fone sukked.
"i am name ryuunosuke narohodu"
"lol dats my last name" sed write.
"lol we msst b familie"
"wat do u wnt grandeh"
"i need u 2 defend me"
"ok"
fenix ran 3 de craim seen and gumshoe caem over 12 him.
"hi pal heres the evidense."
TRIFORCE ADDED TO THE COURT RECORD!
"what"
"what is it pal"
"what is it nick"
"what is it mr nick"
"what is it artoeney"
"what is it me" said phenix because he was SPLITTING IN 3 AND HE WAS TORN APART!
"NICK!"
pheonix woke up nxt to phenix and phenix.
"wats goin on"
"wats goin on"
"wats goin on"
miya lafed
"lol 3 nicks"
perl didnt understund
"does dat meen mr narr-oh-hoe-doh wil hav 3 bluffy men?
AT THE TRILE
"cort is in seshun." sed udgey.
"WE ARE ALL REDDY YOUR HUNUR!" sed phoenix pheonis and feenix
"what the hell why are there tree mirter writes" seid udgey
"nobedy cares oldman" sed godot
godot sed the curt that nahodo killd the man.
"OBJECTIVE!" yelld wrights "No he idnt"
"den proove it trite."
"crap"
godo called his witniss. red white cam in.
"my naem is red wite but my frends cal mii blanko neno"
"good lets be friends" said udgey
"ah ha but first mr your honor WHATCHUR NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYME?"
"ah the court does not allow asking udgey for his name" said udgey
"just testify redd!"
WITNESS TEST!
- wat blanco nino saw -
"i "saw" - heh heh just like dat scary thing - the japan man kill the other man he laffed at his bodi and den he ran from the seen."
the udge let the rights cross examin him.
WITNESS'S FINAL EXAMS!
- wat blanco nino saw -
"i "saw" heh heh just like dat scary thing"
HOLD IT
"scary thing" sed wright 3
"yes. it was funny too."
OBJECTOIN!
"saw iz not funny" sed reel nick
"the defense is wright" sed judge "a penaltee four de witniss"
nino got a penalty.
"im no frend of some1 hoo calls saw funny"
so red wite continood and de exam name changed 2 - wat redd wite saw -
"the japan man kill the other man"
HOLD IT
"i dont no if grandad is japan." sed nick 2
"oh well."
"not owell witniess" sed udgey "penalty"
"nghhoooo" yelded wite "ok ok"
"he laughed at his bodi"
HOLD IT!
"tats ro0d" sed nick 1 hoos the reel one but dats a spoyler.
"wii didnot nead 2 here dat. penalty watniss."
redd wite got 3 penalties.
"and den he ran from de seen."
OBJECTINES!
the tree nix point.
"are cliant waz fownd on de seen!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?"
wite screemd in pain
"so who did run from the seen?" sad godo
"tink nicks" sed maya
"its eesy" sed peenix 3
"it wuz de witness hoe ran" sed feenis 2
"becoz hes a coward." sid nick
red wit screamed to de air.
OBJECTIN!
"dont be fools, trite. the witniss didnt sea himslf run."
"yes he did!" sed wight 2
TAKE DAT!
"dis is a mirrer found on de crim seen." seid nick
"de wintess saw himself kiling the man and he didnt no it was him."
wit stared, then yelld.
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and he brok down criing.
godto mask blew up and he strts crying redd teers on the wite bakaround.
"its like kofy, tright."
"dis cort fins de defandent ryuunowhatever:"
NOT GUILTY!
gumshoo through confeti in the rights faces and 2 of dem disapeard.
"wow there gone" said phoenix
and then maya came in with lots of burgers
"hey nicks i got you all burgers! o wait there gone geuss theres much more for me then"
she ate the burgers
"btw nick the guys waiting to be payed outside"
"OBJECTION"
THE END!