This story is off cannon to the Harry Potter universe. And yes, even the Wizarding world has television sets. This is NOT a direct crossover to the show, Total Drama Island (because the characters from TDI are not in this story), but this story is based off that show. If you don't know what show I'm talking about, then go check out the show "Total Drama Island." Either way, the story is funny and will make sence. I promise. I think.

~Total Wizard Island: Prologue~

Gilderoy Lockhart walked down the street of Downtown Britain. He had just been recently released from St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. The Doctors had finally managed to cure his severe memory loss, which really looked like it would be permanent. How the Doctors managed to cure it, no one would know. But all that mattered was that that annoying Lockhart was out of their Hospital for good. They had begun to get tired of him being there.

Lockhart strolled down the street. Now that his memory was intact once more, it gave him a reason to think. And his mind focused right on Harry Potter.

That Damn Potter, He thought.

He wasn't the only one who thought it; enemies had the exact same thought of Harry, but Lockhart wasn't an enemy, and he sure as hell wasn't a friend. He wasn't even famous anymore, just another person walking around Britain. Thanks to Harry and Ron, he was a Nobody. All he'll ever be now is a Nobody. No one cared about him anymore, no one even thought about him. He had gone from Hero to Zero all in just one school year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His head was fuming, he wanted to get back at those idiot kids, the Potter crew, let them know that he still had what it takes to be a Hero.

"I'll get back at them," He muttered to himself angrily, "I'll get my revenge on them. Just they wait…they'll see…they'll all see what happens when you mess with Gilderoy Lockhart…"

And he stormed down the street, towards his parents' house. Torturing Harry and friends would have to wait. Right now, his main concern was getting food that didn't taste like hospital, and finding a good bed to sleep on.

~XXXX~

Lockhart sat on the couch, eating the fabulous food that was cooked by his mother. Well, it wasn't fabulous, but compared to the hospital food at St. Mungo's, any food would be fabulous. His younger nephew, Randy, was watching some kids show that Lockhart didn't mind watching, but wished that the young boy would take it off so that he could watch something more exciting.

"Randy!" Mrs. Lockhart called out into the living room, "Come on, hon. Time for bed!"

Randy got up and left, leaving Lockhart to watch the kids show. He groaned as he had to get up and find the remote, but as he sat back down, he actually found himself watching the show. He had been drawn to it! When the show ended after the half-hour, he found himself actually…laughing! As he laughed his heart out, his brain turned on and began to think. In a few seconds, and idea had popped into his head: He knew just how to get back at the Potter crew. Why try and hunt them down himself, when he could embarrass them on National TV? All of Britain, Muggle and Wizarding Worlds, will see the friends go head to head on National TV!

"Yes! It's brilliant! Simply brilliant! I shall get my revenge on them!"

He then got a parchment, and a quill, and began to write the request to the TV station for his own television show. After the request was written and shipped off with the family owl, he grabbed some Floo Powder and stepped into the fireplace.

"Hogwarts!" he yelled out.

He went spiraling through the darkness towards Hogwarts. He needed to see a certain former colleague, a certain someone who would make the perfect addition to his TV show.

~XXXX~

Professor Snape sat in his office, feeling somewhat content (If that was even a word to describe him) with life right now. Summer had just begun, and he was cleaning out his office before heading home. Finally, another summer without having to worry about pesky teenagers learning magic or snotty annoying kids playing pranks on him, although he'll miss yelling and giving detentions. But for now, a couple of months of peace and quiet would have to do. Just then, the fireplace spewed green flames, and Gilderoy Lockhart walked out of them. Snape absolutely detested Lockhart; he was the last person that Snape wanted to see at the moment.

"Gilderoy Lockhart," Snape sneered at his former colleague, "What the hell are you doing here?"

"Well, Severus," Lockhart replied, completely oblivious to the anger in Snape's voice, "I have a little, shall we say, proposition for you, should you choose to accept…"

"About what?"

"Well, you dislike a certain Harry Potter crew, right?"

"I'm listening…"

Lockhart put his arm around Snape's shoulder, and they bowed heads as Lockhart discussed his plan. When they put their heads back up, Snape was smiling evilly.

"So…do have a deal?"

"That we do, Lockhart, that we do."

"Now, I've already come up with a list of people we should have on the show. You send letters to the boys, and I'll send letters to the girls!"

Just then, the owl that Lockhart had sent off had come through the office window with a reply letter for Lockhart. He read the letter, and began smiling brightly, his blue eyes lighting up with every word he read.

"Even more good news, Severus. My idea has just been accepted by the Television station. We begin filming live to audiences in just Two weeks…"

~XXXX~

What does Lockhart and Snape have in mind?

What will this TV show be about?

Will Harry and his friends be embarrassed on National TV throughout all of England?

Find out next time!

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