Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Nor do I want to. Cause its wayyyy too much work. lazy xD
Tobi was sitting on an Akatsuki chair, legs swinging… when he began to become bored. So Tobi decided to think of what to do.
Tobi was bored.
And we all know it is not good for anyone when Tobi becomes bored.
He thought idly of annoying Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, anyone in the Akatsuki… but he'd already annoyed all of them- waay too much. They all had the same reactions. Tobi needed NEW material! He needed…
WHOOOSH!!! Tobi looked up, in interest. A bird perched with a manila envelope dropped it and flew away. Tobi picked it up.
It said: "TO SATIATE TOBI'S BOREDOM: WAYS TO ANNOY KONOHA NINJA, WITH INCLUDED PHOTOS. COURTESY OF x-Orange.Neko-x" Tobi, curious, opened the envelope. Photos of several Konoha ninja fell out, and a sheet of paper. He looked at it, read it, and then smiled an Cold Evil Smile.
It was Evil. Eviller than Orochimaru, eviler than any of all the Akatsuki members, including the leader. Tobi's Evil Smile Chilled the world.
---FLASH TO…----
At the Ramen Stand…
Naruto: looks up from his ramen its kind of chilly…. shivers I have this weird creepy feeling… The feeling that something bad is about to happen…
Teuchi: stops Uh, Naruto… I think I'll close shop and…er… go home… yes… where it's warm and comfortable…
Ayame: stops what she's doing shivers
At training ground 8 or whatever…
Tenten: stops turning in the air throwing things for a second shivers and turns white It's c-cold… faints and falls down to Earth
Neji: stops spinning for a second TENTEN!!! gets hit by multiple weapons K.O.
At the flower shop&garden:
Flowers: wilt
Ino: freezes for a second turns white faints
Choji (in back, watering plants): It's really cold… Hey, what's with the flowers? shivers I don't like this feeling, I'm going back into the shop. I'll help Ino out another time… goes into shop Man, Shikamaru sure is slacking off, we're BOTH supposed to help her.. ah well. He's probably with that Temari girl--- INO!!! O S!! I've got to get her to the hospital, pronto!!
At the hospital…
Sakura: shivers I don't like this feeling…
Somewhere in some random country:
Sasuke: stops dead in his tracks
Suigetsu: What?
Sasuke: …
Sasuke: uh… nothing.
At a bathhouse
Jiraiya: hehehehhehehehehe spying on naked people freezes … Something's wrong with the world…
FLASH TO AKATSUKI
Tobi, with his evil smile still on, decided to go off to annoy now. With a poof, he disappeared, leaving a note.
Dear Members of Akatsuki,
I, Tobi, am going off to annoy Konoha people, since I am bored. But don't worry!! I'm still here spiritually!! Tobi's good boyness shall be filled in the Akatsuki in the camera's I set up around Akatsuki for blackmail stuff!! Isn't Tobi a good boy? Tobi suggests that Members of Akatsuki should not attempt to get Leader-sama's video tape. Leader-sama was very bad and did bad things with –san. Tobi says that he almost gouged out his eyes. Tobi says that that would be a very bad thing. Tobi is a good boy!!
Yours truly (and a good boy!),
Tobi
What will become of Tobi? More likely, what will become of our poor Konoha ninja? Find out in the next chapter!! FLASH TO KONOHA!!
Tobi reviewed the list, eyes narrowed.
Hm… First on the list… is….