Rayman: Truth or Dare Duel
By the She Rainbow
Raygirl: (With a microphone) Ladies and germs! Welcome to the Glade of Dreams and Atoll Lagoon's newest favorite game show, Rayman: Truth or Dare Duel!
Rayman, Globox & Globette: Hey, guys.
Raygirl: Here's your host, not a god host like me. The one who created the girl version and the most beautiful limbless being, the She Rainbow! (Rainbow door makes noises) Ahem. I said the She Rainbow! (Door bangs one more time) She Rainbow?
Me: Raygirl, I heard you the first time! The god damn door's stuck again. GET ME OUT OF HERE! (Rayman uses Metal Fist to punch the door. Door beaks) Thank you.
Rayman: No wonder they call the She Rainbow. You have a rainbow colored skin! But what's with the Egyptian clothing and the tyet?
Raygirl: Hey!
Me: Oh, just a symbol of healing and it's a very strong symbol. Raygirl, hand me the mic. (Raygirl gives microphone) Thanks. Hello, and this our game show. I'm the She Rainbow, I'm sixteen-years- old and I'm the nymph of sky.
Globette: Figures.
Me: Globette, sit down. (Globette does so) Let's meet the contestants, shall we? Rayman's our first contestant. He was found be fishermen when he came to the Glade of Dreams and can hover with his hair.
Rayman: (Smiles) Bonjour.
Me: Next, Globox. Globox is a loving father of six hundred fifty children and Rayman's sidekick.
Globox: (To the camera) Hi, Uglette!
Me: Teensie Ray claims to be Rayman's biggest fan. He is also the head of the unknown located Rayman fan club! So cute.
Teensie Ray: (Looks at his hero. Jumps up and down eagerly) Oh, my God! IT'S RAYMAN!
Rayman: That's freaking me out.
Me: Heel, Teensie Ray. (Teensie Ray sits) Gumzi is the Knaaren king. Well, almost a king. All he has to do is marry a queen.
Gumzi: Aw, a queen?
Me: (Sighs) Gumzi, soon you'll find her. I'll introduce the girl version to who is watching. Raygirl is a wild tomboy. She protects Atoll Lagoon, the host of Nephthys and gets her magical abilities from her amulet.
Raygirl: (Bewildered) Wait, I thought we're still rehearsing!
Me: Globette was a Red Wizard just like Globox, but she was stung by PINK mosquitoes.
Globette: I can still feel the pain.
Me: Raysette and Gumdrop are the last contestants. Raysette is similar to Teensie Ray, but the fan of Raygirl. Gumdrop is the queen of the Kat-naaren people. You'll be safe if you don't give her milk.
Gumdrop: Please no.
Raysette: (Tries to steal Raygirl's hair.)
Me: (To Sara Geri) Get her. (Sara puts Raysette in a straight jacket)
Raysette: (Tosses brown mane) Darn.
Me: Okay, not like that. Anyhow, from you viewers, you can give us any truths or dares. You decide.
Rayman: And don't make me do something with Raygirl the magician!
Raygirl: YO!
Me: Rayman, keep the mouth shut, please. (Checks cell phone) Have one! This is from my sister, Isis.
Gumzi: Who?
Me: Blue hair, ice blue eyes. She wears silver armor, uses a sword and is the nymph of ice. Let's see what she says… Hey, sis. Nice game show. Truth for Raygirl. How do you feel now you're a host?
Raygirl: Well, I feel a little pretty good. I mean, I'm doing a nymph a favor.
Rayman: God, girl.
Me: Ray, shut up. There can be more truth or dares after this. Stick around! (Camera turns off)
Rayman: Ay aye ay.
Me: Okay, let's just go with the flow.
Rayman: But with Raygirl?
Raygirl: (Blasts Rayman's symbol. Does grimace face)
Rayman: (To Raygirl scowling) Oh, no, you didn't!
Gumdrop: Three… two… one. (Spells attacks the limbless being)
Me: SARA!
Sara: On it.