Okay, Natsu. Answer this question right and I'll let you take the job. Say you own a rooster…
"Why do I own a rooster?"
You just do. Now your rooster wanders over to Gray's yard-
"He lives on the other side of town as me."
Do you want to get back to work or not?
"…"
And this rooster lays an egg right in front of Gray's door. Is the egg yours, since it came from your rooster, or Gray's, since it's on his property?
"If Gray wants the egg so badly he can have it. I don't want to waste my time fighting that exhibitionist over something that stupid."
…Fair enough. Good luck.
"Hey, Mira…" Lisana said as she watched Natsu leave "Weren't you going to tell him roosters don't lay eggs?"
"I liked his answer better."
STA: Just found this burried in some old files. I may as well post it.