A/N: Alright, this is your BlackHeartedFriend with her first story. It's mostly about my main character's adventures in the Kingdom (the Disney parks with all their magic, where the toons live and play). Please review!-tell me what I'm doing right or wrong. If there are any characters you would like mentioned (including originals) I shall accommodate to the best of my abilities.
The Ace of Spades is Chlstarr's.
My (currently) nameless character and the general story are original.
All other characters are rightfully owned by Disney.
Without further ado…The Kingdom's Helper
Chapter 1: The Villainous Meeting
There was a shout of anger and a projectile thrown his way. The explosion of heat told him it was fire. Now that he was (rudely) awoken from his nap, Scar stood and stretched in the normal cat fashion and awaited the entrance of his 'colleagues'.
Maleficent and a few other members of the L.V. (the League of Villains, a group of only the most famous villains in the Kingdom) marched into Scar's cave-like room. If the fireball didn't give away their rage, then the stomping, grumbling and nasty glares sure did.
"I take it that you failed once again?" Scar asked nonchalantly, as if there was nothing to be surprised about…which there wasn't.
Every week it was the same…plot, prepare, act, get defeated, complain about/threaten the heroes and restart the bitter cycle of failure. Scar was getting sick of it. Suddenly, his thoughts were interrupted by a pudgy hand with sharp nails digging into the scruff of his neck and hoisting him (surprisingly) clear off the ground. He growled and stared daggers into the face of Ursula, the Sea Witch.
"Are you even listening, you mangy feline?!" She shouted into his ear. She roughly dropped the lion, hiding the great strain it took to lift the furry beast. He stood and shook his fur, not letting this over-stuffed sushi roll get to him.
"As I said before," Jafar piped up "how could it possibly be our fault, dear kitty-cat, that we failed when it was your plan?"
"Strange how you blame him when I recall you firing before the signal." Maleficent calmly mentioned.
"And I'm at fault when this so-called 'Captain' stalled for too long?" Jafar demanded, pointing over at Hook.
Hook scoffed in return. "I wouldn't expect a land-lubber such as yourself to understand proper ambush techniques!"
Once again, Scar tuned out the quarrelling villains and thought to himself. This has gone on long enough. Not the fighting, or dysfunctions of teamwork (as selfish, greedy individuals, they could barely talk to one another without some sort of fight braking out!) but theconstant failure. The L.V. and the other villains have been intent on taking over the Kingdom for ages, but they never made any progress.
…Wait, they never made any progress!
Scar started chuckling. It just might work! No it would work! The chuckling grew into an insane laughter. The others stopped their fight (just before the fireballs broke out again) and stared at Scar, who was practically rolling on the floor at this point.
"Woah, buddy, take it easy!" Hades said "We're not that funny are we?"
"I think someone finally flipped his lid" Doctor Facilier whispered in the background.
When he finished, Scar stood and glared at each villain in turn, the mad grin still stretched on his face.
"It's perfect. There is no amount of stupidity that can foil this one!" Scar boasted quietly, practically singing.
"Well I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not trusting his plans again" Ursula growled.
"Yes, 'somehow' they always end up failing with us at fault" Hook added snootily.
Facilier abruptly looked up from shuffling his tarot cards.
"We have to call a meeting" he stated simply, showing all of them the card he pulled. The bottom of the card had a large number of silhouettes of many different shapes and sizes surrounding circular tables, and on a raised platform, stood images similar to the Queen and Scar.
"There are certainly more there than in L.V." Maleficent observed "looks like we must call the others"
This was one of the few times they all agreed. They all exited the room and went to gather the other Villains for a meeting. Scar was alone again. If a meeting concerning my plan was on The Card, it must be big. Scar thought, impressed with himself. Now I know for certain this plan will work. With that, he got up and left down the twisting Utilidoors.
Like everything in the parks, the Utilidoors of the Magic Kingdom joined with the rest of the parks and transformed. The Utilidoors were typically 'humans only' and that rule was only obeyed (only broken by pranksters, of course) because it was boring down there! The toons had whole worlds at their fingertips, so why should they bother with some dull, grey halls underground? Well, the Villains needed a secure meeting place away from all those obnoxious do-gooders, and the Utilidoors were perfect. Soon the Utilidoors adapted to the constant evil company and changed along with the rest of the parks. The concrete walls changed to purple-black bricks, and the bright, florescent bulbs changed to iron chandeliers and blazing torches with purple, green or blue flames (depending on where you were at) The office rooms were living quarters, the notice boards were dark, dusty banners, and so on.
The center of the Utilidoors were directly under the Disney Castle (or Dream Castle), but the way was magically sealed, so takeovers were impossible (by either Good or Evil). At night, this became the Great Villain Meeting Hall, where the most important matters were argued. The room was about the size of four football fields, filled with several round tables, and dark gargoyle-like chairs. Hidden in shadows close to the walls stood several statues of the great iconic heroes of the Kingdom, captured and defeated. At one end were the gigantic wooden double-doors with monstrous iron knockers. The other end has a raised stone platform with a wall sized tapestry of Dark Palace (or Nightmare Palace) and the whole room was (barely) illuminated by thirteen grand iron chandeliers and several claw-like touches nailed to the walls.
As depicted on The Card, Scar and the Queen were on the stage, watching as the rest of the stragglers took their seats. Being magical, the tables adjusted in size and the chairs shifted around to accommodate them. Every meeting, the seating arrangements differed. Sometimes it was based on species (Humans, Gods, Cats) or time period (either when their film was based, or when their film was released) but most of the time, like tonight, it was based on 'weapon-of-choice': The sorcerers, the hunters, the general plotters, the monsters, and the outright bullies (this is not including countless sub categories, mind you).
As the fuss settled down, Scar noticed that everyone was here, from Hopper, to The Ace of Spades, to Julius, who currently sat at the 'Common Monsters' table between Leroy (EX. 628) and the inky Shadow Blot.
Next to the dark lion, the Queen finally lost her patience. With a flourish, she threw something into the Black Cauldron at her side, causing a tremendous eruption of smoke. Startled, the audience quickly settled down.
"I've had an idea." Scar stated, skipping any type of formalities or introduction "It is a plan to exceed all others. However, the members of L.V. say that my opinion is not worth listening to—"
"Only because it has lead to failure too many times!" Hook exclaimed from the exclusive L.V. table.
Many of the Villains grumbled in agreement. Scar sneered, but before another insult was cast, the Queen took a step forward.
"He has told me the intensions of this plan of his, and I agree that it can be accomplished. However, I shall leave the final decision to a vote."
With that, she stood back and gestured for Scar to come forth.
"It is a common fact that none of us can work together for long. But I believe that we can work together long enough to accomplish this task…" he paused, letting the slower ones to grasp the concept.
"Spit it out already and stop all the suspenciatin'!" Pete called out from somewhere in the crowd. He was the absolute oldest of all the characters, and he has played just about every part there is to play; he was allowed to sit wherever he wanted and (naturally) he makes a point of showing off his seniority.
Scar cleared his throat loudly "I propose that we combine our strengths, knowledge, and various skills into one being"
"Ooh! Are you suggesting brain transplants?" Dr. Frankenollie exclaimed a little too happily. He was sitting at the 'Genius' table, in the middle of examining Dr. Doofenshmirtz's head, determining that it was much too small to have a properly working brain in it.
"No, I'm suggesting the help of one of your fellow doctors. We need to make a new villain." Scar responded. Everyone was bewildered at this statement. Make a Villain, as in from scratch!?
"I like the sound of that" The Mad Doctor chuckled. It sounded like his style of crazy.
"So," Dr. Hämsterviel hopped up on the table "It is my help you are wanting then, yes?"
Gremlin Prescott, who was sitting with his feet on the table and leaning in his chair, exclaimed in annoyance.
"Got off the table, you rat!"
"I'm not rat-like! I'm hamster-like!" Hämsterviel raged, hopping mad at this point.
Rolling his eyes, Dr. Drakken flicked the small alien off the table making the others laugh.
On the stage, the Queen stepped forward once again.
"Now if you're finished with your little show…" everyone at the table looked down at their feet, avoiding her icy glair "we shall vote. All Against…?"
Only a few, nervous hands rose.
"…And those For?"
Everyone Villains' hand, hook, claw, tentacle, and various appendages flew up, even the ones who voted against the plan originally.
"Then it's settled. We shall make a Champion for the Villains!"
A/N: Chapter 1 everybody! For those of you that don't know…
-The Utilidoors are the underground maintenance tunnels in the Magic Kingdom in Florida.
-By the Queen, I mean the Evil Queen from Snow White.
-Doctor Facilier AKA Shadow Man is from the Princess and the Frog.
-Leroy and Dr. Hämsterviel are from the TV series of Lillo and Stitch.
- Dr. Drakken is from Kim Possible.
- Dr. Doofenshmirtz is from Phineas and Ferb.
-Dr. Frankenollie and Julius are from the last Mickey Mouse theoretical short.
-The Shadow Blot, Gremlin Prescott, and the Mad Doctor are from the Epic Mickey video game series.
-the Black Cauldron is from the movie Black Cauldron
The Disney Castle is a combination of all the castles in the Disneyverse with doors connected to the different worlds (there will be more on that later). Similar to Disney Castile, Dark Palace is a combination of all of the hideouts, layers and labs of the Villains. It does not really exist yet, but if all goes according the Villains plans, it will replace their meeting and Disney Castile. Basically, it's their dream waiting to come true.