Well, first timer here, I got this idea while drinking with some friends and I cannot get it out of my head, anyway I hope you enjoy it, make sure to provide feedback and review if you wish of course. Also i don't own MHA
Prologue
"News come as fast as we can find them, these are the hottest stories of the day"…
The TV was loud, laughs out of control, people dancing like animals and the stench of liquor wrapping the air, nothing out of the ordinary for a nightclub, just the classic scenery of young people losing their minds and leaving the shame out of their bodies… but there was something unusual that night, or better said someone, A green haired young man dressed in a long green jacket with tight pants, wearing glasses and a simple black tank top, staring at his glass of whiskey, with a pained expression on his delicate face, that sad genture became into an annoyed one after hearing the cheesy introduction of the news report…"Today was a quite a heavy day, the number two hero HAWKS announced his new line of glasses, a collection of 6 unique designs, you can pre-order as soon as tomorrow morning. Also the number seven hero Shoto Todoroki saved a man from falling to his death in a collapsing building, nobody knew there was someone living in there, but a homeless man known as Kenshiro Sarutobi lived in the old structure for almost forty years, at the moment he is in the Hospital being treated for his minor wounds, it seems like a good day for our Half Cold Half Hot hero.
He glanced at the TV "Fuck... here we go"
"On the other hand, The Number Four hero Deku got a rough day, and once again it was in one of his fan meet-ups" He cringed and let an annoyed sight "CAN WE TURN THAT OFF!?" he said but the bartender just gave him a little smirk "No way kid, I've been waiting for this since I saw that photo in social media, Shit shh... here it comes" The news anchor continued talking "It was a normal evening on Yokohama, the pro hero Deku was going to be present in Kamino for one of his regular fan meet-ups, kids and adults, boys and girls you name it they were there waiting to shake the prodigy's hand or maybe share a photo, unfortunately some fans were a little bit to... Kind ehhh... We better let the video talk by itself"
A room full of people, everyone screaming his name, but most importantly: A mature woman hugging Deku's arm… she seemed quite happy "You sure are cute as hell boy, I'm telling you, my co-workers are going to lose their shit" Deku just let a shy smile slip on his face, his face red as a tomato, she was doing it on purpose right? Just casually placing his arms against her chest, that's not going to work, the perfect answer came to his mind..."I'm sure they will, but I'm sure that's not the only reason they will be jealous since you are quite a beautifu ladyl after all" he couldn't help it since she was quite attractive and putting a smile on people's faces was part of the job, he became a little bit more accustomed to physical contact since he interacted with quite a lot of people with different intensions, being touched on his arms or chest was not out of the norm, but that day something went horribly wrong. That sweet smile triggered something in that woman, Total lust "AAA…AAAAAA...AH! What a-are you do-"The woman took his face and placed a vulgar wet kiss on him, awkward silence… Phones recording… Teenagers crying… A huge goofy smile coming from that mature bombshell… "That was sweeter than any desert on this whole damn world" Deku didn't say a word, red as a tomato just touching his lips, the woman slapped his butt "Aaah" and placed her number in his belt, then she simply walked away…
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"NO FAIR, I WANT SOME TOO "was the only thing the young hero heard before a swarm of teenagers pinned him to the ground.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA M-MY FUCKING SIDES, THE LOOK ON HIS FACE PFFFFFF YO KID, DID YOU SAW THAT, LUCKY GUY ISN'T HE "the bartender was having the time of his life "She re-reached my throat, H-HOW THE F-FUCK DID SHE D-DO THAT" The green haired boy was mumbling like crazy, cheeks red and sweating bullets, the bartender was scared, eyes open wide "No more shots for him I guess" The green haired boy gave him a serious face and "Give me another shot" "I…Uh I think you got enough"
"GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE!"
"Look at me… I'm a mess, A FUCKING M-mess…"
Face down on the bar, smiling at nothing… alone. The guilt eating him from the inside, mumbling like a madman, regretting every second, the young hero Izuku Midoriya was drinking his problems away, he looked pathetic didn't he? He raised his head and smirked.
"I'm fucked…"
Suddenly his sight went completely black, something was blocking him, a pair of hands… but who could've be?
"Guess who" those giggles, he recognized that teasing tone, that easy and outgoing voice
"Ashido"
Mina was confused, he knew the guy was wasted but he hadn't completely lost it yet "Holy crap Midoriya you got it, I thought you were out of your senses when you started muttering nonsense by yourself" She laughed.
"Not yet, but soon I assure you" He said while giving her a small smile
"Can I sit here" She asked "Go for it, it's all yours" Mina and Izuku became good friends after he started practicing for the school festival, her dance class was a blessing for him, sharpening his reflexes and giving his body that extra dynamism that he lacked, they became even closer once the Izuku started dating Ochako in his last year at UA, she was the one who helped him get those feeling out of his chest, she was all around a great friend.
"Looks like I'm not the only one drinking my problems away" She said quite shocked, lots of shots in front of Midoriya "Not gonna lie, you look like absolute shit man".
He left an annoying grunt and was about to give her a smart-ass comeback but he got interrupted
"I saw what happened on the news, not gonna lie dude, your face was priceless… but umm… how did Ochako take it?" She seemed quite sympathetic just a small smile in her face,she was concerned.
"After the accident I ran as fast as I could to my apartment , she didn't pick her phone… when I arrived home, she was not there, neither her things, just a note… It seems like she doesn't want to see me nor speak to me, She is at Tsuyu's but she is not letting me see her"
She saw his red face and his trembling smile, he was about to cry "It has happened before you know... Ahaha... this is the third time this … But I-I guess this was straw that broke the camel… I…Fucked up" Ashido slapped his head without hesitation.
There he goes again, blaming himself, she hated that about him
"You know, it's not ALL your fault, ...I mean this kind of shit is common... Rabid fans do stuff like this all the time, that's one of the reasons pro's don't get involve in relationships that often, not saying it's ok, jus... is not that simple… Well that's my opinion anyway so it might be worth shit he he, I've never been tied to someone for more than a month"
Midoriya glanced at her, she wasn't really excusing his mistake, but it surprised him how casually she let it slip, he was expecting some sort of scolding and accusations... at least a scumbag being throw here and there, tsuyus's words where fresh on his head, He smiled and dried his tears, opened his mouth and with his alcoholic reeking breath said something unexpected.
"Still, I don't understand something"
"What is it mop head?" That classic nickname, he hated it
"What the hell did I do to have such thirsty fans, neither Kacchan nor Todoroki have them"
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Ashido was trying not to laugh her ass off, but she was also curious, she had a possible answer running through her head, she had the biggest grin in her mouth, he sure was going to stutter like the good old days.
"Hmmmmm I believe they want snatch away that innocence of yours..."
"Say what now?" He said
"I would pay million to see that cute face full of pleasure and lust" she started panting and making obscene gestures.
His face got like pepper, "M-M-Mi-Mina w-what t-the hell…...Eh?"
"PFFFFFFFF… HAHAHAHAHA GODDAMN IT MIDORIYA YOU MAKE THE BEST FACES HAHAHAHA I'M TELLING YOU, I'M SURE YOU POPPED A BONER RIGHT THERE" She was laughing like a child barely able to breath.
He relaxed and smiled and gave himself to the moment "F-fuck off" "I ain't popping a boner for such basic shit... you'll never be capable of turning me on with such weak game" He remarked with a trembling smug smile.
Mina gave him a seductive gaze, she knew what was coming
"Did someone say mina can't?" Determination on her words, seduction in her grin
A dry "Me" was the only thing Izuku said
"Sounds like a challenge" The dance floor was active, dirty lyrics and eroticism on that beat. BINGO
"Yo Midoriya… Wanna dance?"
That's all for now, I want to make this at least 10 parts, I might update it next week around the same time, hope you enjoy it, also this will be mostly comedy, Izuku has mostly grown up from his shyness, I will expand the hero rankings and their career in the next couple of chapters.