Don't Get Killed
Hello! I am tonight's host, Gaara's Whore! And tonight we're going to have a ton of fun on Don't Get Killed!!!! Tonight's competitors are Ino!
Ino: Uhhhhhhh
Shikamaru!
Shika: Mendokuse
Kiba!
Kiba: Woooooo!!!
Naruto!
Naruto: WHERE THE HELL AM I?!?!?!?
Sasuke!
Sasuke: hn
Sakura!
Sakura: Shut up Naruto!! You sound like an idiot!
And last but not least………Hinata!
Hinata: U-uhm, h-h-hi
Ok then! Now here are the rules! You, competitors are going to go through rounds of challenges! You are going to find out what the challenge is when tonight's guest spin the wheel of Your Imminent Death! After each round the loser will get brutally killed by tonight's guest, Gaara!! Now, are there any question's before we begin?
Naruto: I didn't sign up for this!!
Ah, Naruto, that is not a question!
Naruto: Uhhhh…ok, how about, why am I here?
That's a good question! Now, let's begin!!
Naruto: Wait!! You never answered my-
The first challenge!! Gaara, spin that wheel!!!
It goes around and around and around and around and around!!
Everyone except Gaara and I: Oh the SPINNINESS!
It lands on darts!
The first challenge; DARTS!! Ino, you're first!
Ino: I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!
Just throw the darts and you might not!
Ino: throws dart #1 into the wall under the board
Well, Ino, you just might die this round! Hahaha!
Ino: What?! Ahhhhhh! Closes eyes and throws dart #2 … It hits the ceiling
Ehehehe, You're going to die, so instead of letting everyone else go, we're just gonna kill you and move this along!
Ino: NOOOOOO!!!! I don't wanna DIE!!!!!
Come now, Ino! It's nothing to be afraid of! Gaara's just going to brutally murder you on public television as entertainment!
Ino: That's not helping any!
Oh well, I tried. Have at her, Gaara!
THWAK!!! Ino gets shot sideways in the head with an arrow, as blood spurts and she makes a funny looking face
The live crowd laughs at her funny face
Again, everyone (alive) except for Gaara and I…and the large live crowd that suddenly popped up: oO Oh my GOD!!!! He just killed her!
Hahaha! That's some good, home grown entertainment!! Now, watch more people get brutally murdered, right after this!!
Kiba and Naruto: SAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!! T-T
Sasuke and Shikamaru: twitch oh my god…
Sakura: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hinata: OO I-I-I'm g-g-going t-t-t-to-o-o d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you think? Crazy and demented? Good! I'm glad you think so! Next chapter will be up soon! And hell, if you tell me before I decide, let me know who you want to see die next! And you can even tell me how you want to see them die! Got an evil fantasy, where Kiba dies an insanely brutal and sadistic way? Let me know, and I'll let it happen!
Ja Ne Minna-san!
Gaara's Whore