Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, nor the Naruto characters.
AN: Um...I was bored...Please read and review...By the way, this is a ONE-SHOT. Just to let ya know.
(Hidan walks in with Kakuzu)
Hidan: You're always dragging me around, collecting those damn bounties!
Kakuzu: You're one to talk.
Hidan: What's that suppose to mean?!
Kakuzu: I have to sit, and watch your ridiculous rituals...Which usually takes over half an hour...
Hidan: You would never understand my religon!
Itachi: (sends a cold glare at the two)
Hidan & Kakuzu: Oh sorry man, we didn't see you...
Itachi: (goes back to staring at the tv)
Leader: (walks in the room scratching his head)
Tobi: (snickers) Someone has lice.
Deidara: (puts tobi in a head lock with his legs) shut up, yeah.
Kakuzu: What is it Yon--
Leader: (sends a sharp glare) There's a reason why I'm shaded in black...idiot...
Kakuzu: Sorry...
Tobi: (turns blue)
Leader: Deidara stop it.
Deidara: Awe. You're a lucky one Tobi, yeah.
Hidan: Leader what's wrong?
Leader: Wasn't there a girl in the Akatsuki?
Kisame: Yea, I believe so.
Tobi: Her name was Kurichi
Deidara: Purple hair, yeah...
Kakuzu: Cat like eyes...
Zetsu: With a flower on top.
Hidan: And here room was across from--
Everyone: Itachi's...(gulps as they look at him from the corners of their eyes).
Itachi: (glares) Is something wrong?
Kisame: So...Itachi have you seen...(gulp)...Kuri-chan?
Itachi: Yes.
Everyone: (sighs with relief)
Itachi: The last time I saw her I was burying her...
Everyone: (freezes with their mouths slightly open)
Hidan: Why did you kill her?
Kisame: When?
(Flash Back)
Christmas 2005
Itachi: (hands kurichi a present)
Kurichi: Ah, Itachi-kun you had my name? (smiles)
Itachi: No I just wanted to go spend my money for no apparent reason...(mumbles) Stupid secert santas...
Kurichi: (opens the box, and home made earrings. itachi cut off the enemy ears, and made earrings out of them)
Itachi: (walks away)
Kurichi: Thanks...'What the hell is wrong with him?!'
Hidan & Kisame: (playfully pushes kurichi, and she ends up hugging itachi's back)
Kurichi: 'Oh shit...'
(Flash Back Ends)
Leader: Nice going Hidan & Kisame...Now it's like a sausage fest...
Kisame: (sweatdrops)...Hey, I have an ice breaker! (puts a dvd in)
Itachi: What is this?
Kisame: My favorite movie! (eats popcorn & drinks his pop)
Tobi: Jaws? What's this about?
Everyone: (sits down and watches)
(two hours and thirty minutes later)
Everyone: (huddled together on the other end of the couch)
Kisame: (sits right infront of the tv as he turns his head slowly, and ask while the tv's glare luminates his face) So what did you think?
Deidara: It was g-good, yeah.
Leader: Great movie...(leaves the room)
Kakuzu: I loooove it...I'm going to hunt more bounties...
Hidan: I'm coming too! (they said as they ran out the room)
Tobi: I want my mommy...(sniffles)
Zetsu: (in the kitchen baking little boys)
Itachi: You're moms fat...
Kisame: Hey, the camra adds 50 more pounds!
Itachi: ...Denial...
Kisame: At least I have a mom.
Itachi: (stares at kisame)
Kisame: (gulps)
Itachi: (gets up, and starts sniffling) That's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeean! (runs out the room)
Kisame: HAHAHA I JUST MADE ITACHI CRY!
Zetsu: (comes out of the kitchen eatting a bloody pie) You know the real reason why Itachi killed his clan?
Kisame: Because he wanted to join the Akatsuki. Duh.
Zetsu: It was because his dad teased him, about getting dumped and crying about it...
Kisame: (double gulps)
(The End)
AN: I really hope you like it! I believe this story is going to be great, and I hope you read & review.
Hugs & Kisses
From
The Beautiful But Deadly Kunoichi Nimiko (blows a kiss, and gives a wink)