Hard Times

a/n: this is a parody.. don't take it seriously..! enjoy!


Harry woke up in his dorm early one mourning,he found himself lying on the floor butt naked, he tried to get up but Harry was in to much pain,"Ahhh,what's going on?" he asked himself,Harry tried to move again this time he got to his feet,but fell once again. Harry noticed his legs had been covered in cuts and bruises. Harry then heard the bathroom door open,to his suprise he saw his arch nemesis Draco Malfoy entering the room."Wow Potter you really do like it rough," said Malfoy while rubbing his crouch,

"What are you talking about?" Harry asked, "Get out!!!"

"HA!" said Malfoy "Thats not what you were saying last night,in fact i believe your exact words were FUCK MY BUM, SCUM,FUCK ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"What?" Harry asked, "Your lying i am a hetrosexual just ask my mother!!!!!!!!" Harry said,"NOW GET OUT!!!!!!" he shouted,he tried to get up once more but fell back on to the bed,"Wow! Harry!" Draco said "After all we did last night? You still want more? You are a true master of the bedroom in my eyes."

"Wait no!" Harry pleaded,Draco took his robe off and jumped on Harry,

"LETS HAVE SOME FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Draco Screamed

"No Draco please!!!!!!!!!" Harry pleaded,Draco tied Harry's arms and legs to the bed he then shoved his cock up his Gryffindor ass,and started to hump him hard

"YEAH OH YEAH BABY!!!!!!!!!" screamed Malfoy "You like that?" he asked Harry,

"NOO!! please Malfoy i will do anything!" Harry begged,"UH HELP ME RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry shouted

"Sorry Potter," said Malfoy, "The rest of the school are gone out,now its just you and me the way its supposed to be sexy boy!!!!!!!,NOW SAY YOUR MY BITCH!!!!!!!!"screamed Malfoy as he slapped harry in the head, "SAY IT," he screamed,

"NOO!! I WONT NOO!!!!!"Malfoy then slapped Harry again and and again

"SAY IT!!!!!" Malfoy screamed, "I now own you he said now say it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"No please!" Harry pleaded.

"Say it or i will sodomize you with my wand," Malfoy said

"OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry screamed,

"Well i'm waiting," said Malfoy I

"I''m your bitch," Harry said softly

"LOUDER!!!!" Malfoy ordered

"I'm your bitch!" Harry said a little louder,

"SHOUT IT!" Malfoy said

"I'M YOUR BITCH SCREAMED "Harry shouted.

"Good," said Malfoy "I like a little respect,"Malfoy then got up,"You may not know this Potter,But ive always loved you," Malfoy added as he took his wand out of his pocket,"Now i'm gonna express my love,"

"No malfoy please i beg of you!" pleaded Harry,

"I LOVE YOU HARRY JAMES POTTER" screamed Malfoy as he stuck his wand straight up Harry arse.

"ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Harry screamed in agony as he put his face on his pillow,

"Ha!!! Get used to it Potter,and if you ever tell anybody about this,i'll kill you understand?" Malfoy asked,

"Yes," Harry said "I do,"

"Good," Malfoy said,"Well i gotta make a shit," he added,"Dont go anywhere hahahahahaha laughed Malfoy as he walked into the bathroom slamming the door behind him.

a/n let me know what you think!