Silly Goose
Author: Jaded Since Conception 86
Author's Note: Silly Goose, just came to me.
Chapter One
It's a beautiful autumn, day in Storybrooke. And Emma is walking through the forest, on her way to Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC). When she stops abruptly, her blue eyes spotting something green and familiar lying on the ground just up ahead.
"Ooh," she exhaled sharply, jogging off towards it.
"Oh shit, a hundred dollars, yes, it's your lucky day Swan," Emma said, grinning like a dog.
She immediately bent over to retrieve the stray pay. But, before she could touch it, the wind picked it up and carried it away.
"No- no, HEY!" She protested, running after the money. She looked seemingly crazy as hell, as she reached and jumped up and down to retrieve the money. Until it came to rest at her feet, as if it was playing a game.
"Hah, you're such a tease," Emma blurts, frowning cutely. She bent low and grabbed the bill between her long fingers. And was about to do her happy dance, when it slipped from her grasp.
The Grant faced bill swam through the air. And Emma went after it, again.
"Oh, my gosh- really!?" Emma blurted, completely frustrated. She glared at the Grant faced bill, sailing like a ship.
Watching from a distance, hidden behind a tree. Regina snickers hysterically. Swan looked like a chicken lit on fire, as she gave chased and swore like a sailor.
Emma reached for the bill again, damn near touching it, when it was whisked away again.
"GO ON THEN- I DON'T NEED YOU!" Emma barked like a pitbull dog on acid. She shoved her hands in her red, leather jacket and turned back to her original plan.
Regina finally laughed out loud. And fell on the ground rolling.
"What a looser! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!" She howled, holding her tummy.
"Goddam-" Emma began to swear, but stopped when she heard the mad cackling.
She reluctantly followed the obnoxious sound and found a hot, brunette woman on her hands and knees, crying.
"Regina! - I knew it!" Emma growled, pointing her finger all dramatically. She narrowed her eyes and waited for Regina to admit her dirty deed.
"Sucker!" Regina blurted, calming down enough to speak.
"(Aah!) You're gonna pay- dearly!" Emma said, not sure how she was going to handle the brunette. She sprang for the prankster. Tackling Regina to the ground, she pins her arms above her head.
"Gotcha ya!" Emma said, triumphantly. "I'm about to go all gravy on your ass," She pressed out through a toothy grin.
"That's what you think!" Regina chuckled, bursting in to a dark cloud of smoke. Leaving Emma straddling no one and looking around stupidly.
"Aah!" Emma yelped as she was grabbed from behind and put her in a choke hold, pulling her to her feet.
"Regina!" Emma shouted, frowning. She struggled in the brunette, incredibly strong, but delicate grip.
"Silly goose," Regina said, licking up the blonde's neck. Emma froze, shock and arousal sweeping through her entire body.
"I think, I'll go butter- just this once," Regina said, smirking like a bitch.
Emma made the cutest puppy face of fright and actually whimpered like one too.
Regina chuckled darkly and snapped her fingers, puffing her and Swan disappeared in to a cloud of smoke and dissipated.
A/N: LOL, I hope you laughed as much as me. Thanks for reading. I've got to get back to my bong. BLUEBERRY PANCAKES. Later!