I should finish a story before I write a new one I know but bleh!
Besides this came out alot like my 'House of Horrorz' the wanted it to be like.
I already finished the story so I can't change it as I update, sorry.
This is a Horror/Humor/Mystery/Parody that will be serious and funny, mostly funny, all the time. If you liked my weird 'Something Freaking Scary Comes To Town' or'JACK ATTACK' or JoebTheGreat's 'The Scary Days!' you'll like this.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the typical mom andthe Smoo. Nothing else... or do I?
It was a scary windy night and Young Link stared in horror at his extra large happy bunny stuffed animal in the dark, why did he ever get it when he was ten years old? The boy snuck out of bed and ran screaming to the door, slapped into it four times, opened it, and ran into the hall.
He crept over to a window, which was bathing the carpet in the cold moonlight with only a jagged tree half covering up the blue shine, "Teh skaree!1" L33ted Link.
The younger Link ran past the window to the bathroom. He flicked the light switch on and went to take a wiz when the water in the toilet shot out like a fountain, it rushed onto the ceiling and filled up the ceiling space like the room was upside down. It flooded toward him rapidly, uh in a rapid way.
"ACT II and his crazy death scenes!" Young Link said calmly. Unfortunately fourth-wall breakage was frigging cliché and the boy drowned quickly.
Scary laughter echoed around that no one heard.
Annoying supernatural powers…
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The next day Roy was whistling a Barney song outside the mansion, it was all sunny and not scary. Suddenly the bushes rustled. The Altean stopped everything and paused dramatically. Out came Crazy Hand.
"COME QUICK! THERE'S NEW SMASHERS!" he screamed and flew along past Roy who tried to keep up.
Turning the corner Roy stopped for breath, "LOOK ROY!" the glove yelled once again. He looked up to see… Mario and Luigi.
"What the fudge? They've been here longer than me," stated Roy.
Crazy took a double take, attacked the two with a chainsaw, ushered in the new Smashers and said, "Here they are!"
"NO!" Roy cried and slit his wrists with his beloved Sword of Seals, then ran off screaming while the sick and twisted glove laughed, much like the scary voice, hmm…
Anyway the creepy lineup consisted of Sonic and Shadow, how typical… Packman, your mom, well a typical mom, characters from Winnie the Pooh and Dora the Explorer, (So hard for me to write that…) a zombie from the first Resident Evil, my pet dog; Smoo, Wario, and Pit, some redeeming value.
Dr. Mario, Marth, and Captain Falcon (the last two in nurses outfits (poor Marth and Falcon)) pulled out a stretcher and rushed Luigi and Mario away. Never noticing Crazy Hand's chainsaw, because it was missing.
Dora said something in Spanish, no one cared, and the zombie ate her brains.
The Smoo blasted the reanimated corpse with twin tricked-out machine-gun-like elephant guns and yipped,
"Wait 'till my bro and everyone else finds out…" Crazy snickered while rubbing his hands together, but he was just one hand and fainted.
Marth and Roy slapped into each other in the hall.
"What are you doing Roy?" Marth asked, in his normal garb and taking a Tylenol that appeared from out of nowhere.
"Crazy Hand played a sick joke on us all…" Roy replied, rubbing his head.
Shadow walked up to them, "Hey, I'm your equivalent with obsessed fan girls… Cruel, cruel fan girls…" all three shivered at their experiences. Yoshi, noticed they were shivering and thought it was something that cool people do, so he shivered with them.
Link and Ganondorf were calling each other names you would hear from 1st graders when Sonic approached them, thought what they were doing was something cool people do and didn't do it 'cause he was a rebel.
Mr. Game and watch saw Packman and ran over, clicking on the floor as he went, and picked him up. The liquid-crystal figure chucked him at Winnie's head who was knocked senseless and ran around beeping, the typical mother thought he was swearing and washed his mouth out with soap.
Mewtwo saw the chaotic chaos before him as he entered the room and froze everyone momentarily with his sparkly mind powers.
Peach, escaping the stupid-ness, went to the bathroom, but it was closed, she knocked on it "Hello?" no response.
She slowly turned the knob. Water washed from the crack at the top of the door. Confused she stepped back, and plucked out a turnip. She raised it and tossed it at the door to avoid being close to it when she opened it. The door swung open to show Young Link.
"Oh Okay." She calmly said and walked off to tell Master Hand "I'm always the one who find the first body…" she sighed.
After the funeral everyone ran around screaming to the mansion.
"I wondered who killed him, we were so close…" pondered Sonic,
"You never saw him, you still haven't seen him, you don't even know his name! Idiot." Samus shouted,
"Your just mad 'cause I have three cartoons! You never liked me!" Sonic cried and ran off,
"I don't know who you are either! Who am I? What am I? Bleh." Samus said and fainted.
Suddenly the lights slowly flickered on and off as a song in a certain sitcom episode that's been parodied in SSB and Sonic fiction because those twoauthors aren't original (like me)played. (The fics are Hell and Melee HQ (SSB) and Killer Halloween (Sonic) just to be annoying)
"Here's a knife, here's gun! They'll be fun for everyone! Death is on the menu tonight!" The song sounded like it was from some time in the 30's.
"Oh poo." Master Hand sighed, floating into his office. Then watched crappy Nickelodeon shows.
The next day Ness called eight… people over to help them unravel the mystery of the murderer that would make everyone go 'WTF noob?'.
Yay. Review please, and flames will be excepted as muffins.