Hello, so this is the battle crossover. Here are the following games, shows, or such you'll need to at least know to understand the names and characters.

TF2;

SPONGEBOB;

STAR TREK: VOYAGER;

THE SIMPSONS;

FAMILY GUY;

SOUTH PARK;

LEGO NINJAGO;

FUTURAMA;

Pokémon is a given, so that's that. Also, expect a shit ton of references, gonna say this for the entire story: I don't own any of the shit in here, but expect a fuck ton of references, cursing, and good ol' violence.

Enjoy!

CHAPTER 2:

Over the years, many universes have had done shit that involved parallel universe hopping, time travel, paradoxes, and such. We've seen this throughout Pokémon, Doctor Who, Star Trek, and many others. Now, all these events have done one major problem: they broke down boundaries. Ok, not literally and visibly boundaries like I step into the bathroom and I find myself watching Worf battling a Lucario while The Doctor is dancing with Heavy, both drunk, and Captain Falcon and Dexter are trying to kill Dora and Boots.

Of course, "some" with the ability to play around can just bring multiple universes together for one hell of a trouble maker, oh wait, there is one guy. Of course, he has no real name, or at least that's what we know. His name, to us, is Q and let's just say he's bored once again, so he decided to take this degraded boundary event to his own entertainment. He picked a few universes at random, being the most popular, and brought them into one dream world.

The area was in the Pokémon world that was set in a made up area, where all Pokémon can be found, ranging from Kanto to Aloha. He brought in his first group, being the natives Ash and all his travelling campions of his past and present along with all there Pokémon. They all looked rather confused as they were all looking at each other and many of them were actually waving hello, but one question was asked, and by ash, "So, how did we get here?"

Then, another group of people arrived being the crew of Voyager. The crew looked about as Harry told Janeway, "Captain, I think we're not the only ones alone."

Janeway looked to see them as Chakotay said, "They look about as confused as us."

Janeway replied, "I wonder what's going…"

Then before she could finish, the whole team of TF2 appeared. They looked around, seeing the two other groups as Soldier yelled, "Who are all of you? Spies?!"

Tuvok said, "No, we are no spies, but we are curious of what is going on here."

Scout asked, "Then what the hell is going on?"

Brock yelled, "I'm with that guy, what's going on?"

Then another group appeared being of the Griffins, except it was only Brian, Peter, Stewie, and Chris. Peter feared, "Oh no, it's another nightmare!"

Kiawe told him, "No it isn't."

"Yes it is, I'm seeing random people!"

Stewie told him, "Fatass, you see random people every day and this isn't anything?"

"Shut up Stewie, daddy's panicking right..."

Another group as it was four kids from South Park. As they looked around, Eric gasped, "Holy shit, where the fuck are we?"

Clement yelled, "Watch your mouth, there are kids here!"

"Shut the fuck up you fucking Jew! I'm a kid and I'm gonna curse as much as I fucking WANNA!"

Then the Doctor just stunned Eric, "I'd not have a slew of swearing in my ears thank you very much."

Then another group appeared as it was Homer, Apu, and Willy. Homer cringed, "Do'h! I'm having another insane dream and Griffin's in it!"

Peter yelled, "Oh come on, why the hell does my dream have to have you in it?"

Tuvok said, "If this were a dream, then why are there separate thoughts being talked about?"

"Someone get me a dictionary, I-I couldn't understand what he said."

Chakotay explained, "Tuvok said how could this be a dream, if everyone here is reacting to each other's comments and talking about them?"

Spy said, "I don't know, magic?"

Demoman yelled, "DEMANS!"

Janeway face palmed as Ash asked, "So, who are all of you?"

Before any answers could be asked, another group appeared a bunch of Lego figures. They were the ninjas of Ninjago. They looked around as Cole asked, "Where are we?"

Everyone looked at each other as then another group appeared. This time it was Fry, Leela, and Bender. Bender asked, "What the… who the hell…"

Then Homer waved, "Hey Bender!"

"Hey Homer!"

Leela facepalmed, "Oh Lord, these idiots."

And then one last group appeared. This group was Spongebob, Squidward, Mr. Krabs, and Patrick. Squidward asked, "Where are we and who are all of you?"

Ash yelled, "Everyone!"

Everyone loomed to him as he asked, "Who are you people… and Pokémon… and robot?"

Bender crossed his arms, "Yeah, you got that right."

"Ok, but who are all of you?"

Spy said, "I'd ask all you the same question."

Janeway announced, "I don't think it'll be possible seeing as this will only wind up as complicated as talking between the Cardassians and Ferengi."

Cartman asked, "What the hell are those things?"

Then Tracy appeared, "Hold on, could I at least…"

Then he was cut off by soldier, "You're all under by leadership until we get this solved."

Chakotay stepped forward, "Hold on, I have a commander rank here and Janeway has captain's rank, what gives you permission to lead?"

Soldier cocked his gun, "This."

"Really?"

Chakotay pulled out his phasor and vaporized Soldier's shotgun as Tuvok said, "That was not a logical decision."

"I know."

Peter pulled out a rifle as Homer pulled out his shotgun. Everyone, except the ninjas and the Pokémon group. Fry asked, "Since when the hell did we bring guns?"

Stan asked, "I don't know, I didn't bring one."

Ash called out, "Look, can't we just try to solve this?"

Janeway agreed, "The boy's right, let's try to solve this without violence."

Soldier denied, "Up my ass, violence solves everything!"

Stewie said, bored, "Well since nobody is gonna kill anyone…"

He shot Kai in the head. Jay yelled, "Hey!"

And electrocuted Stewie, only for Chris to fire a AR-15 at the ninjas, which then led to Heavy mowing them under, and then Voyager firing their phasors, and for the Pokémon to quickly get their Pokémon out since this was about to get messy. But then everything reset with everyone alive and well. The whole party was confused as Janeway had an idea who it was and mumbled, "Please don't be…"

"Sorry Kathy."

Q appeared above the whole hell party as Janeway sighed, "Q."

Many of the others asked, "You know him?"

Then Ash asked Q, "Wait, I feel as if we met before."

Q chuckled, "Well, a little memory wipe is all it takes, not really, we didn't meet, not specifically. But that's beside the point. The point is", he smiled, "There's gonna be a tournament."

Most of the Pokémon group murmured in excitement as everyone else didn't get the idea. Spy asked, "What tournament?"

Q turned to him, "Well, this tournament is specially to acquire for everyone here. We'll be playing this world's tournament, your way, his way."

Homer asked, "Could you make more sense of it?"

"It's gonna be a battle to the death with some mercenary tactics involved."

Brock said, "Hold on, our tournaments aren't to the death."

May said, "Besides, why should we even join your little fight?"

Ash finished, "And what's the reward anyway?"

Q sighed and said, "First off none of this is real. However, you're all real. You're simply in a dream in which you can interact. Now, the rules here are more or less simple. Simply defeat the other team by either death or surrender, last team wins, each member of that team gets one free wish of anything."

Everyone now was interested as Janeway asked, "Anything?"

Q rolled his eyes, "Ok, fine Kathy, anything reasonable."

That's not what she intended, but everyone else was still planning on getting things. Examples was Ash on winning a tournament, Homer with a life time supply of beer, and Squidward can get a house away from his two dumbass neighbors. Q, however, smiled, "Oh, and a few more things. Everybody has only one life, but you bring in extra help."

Zane asked, "What help exactly?"

"Example. Let's say that Cartman there died and you needed someone to be added on your team because your one person short. In that event, you can call for whoever you'd like on your team and you'll get that person."

Ash raised his hand, "So, you're saying that if I lose Pikachu, I can ask for someone else to help?"

Q chuckled, "I said person, not little Pokémon."

Ash and Pikachu looked at each other as Misty protested, "You can't do that! Pokémon are similar to people!"

Q went nonchalant, "Oh please, I consider a Borg more of a person that that yellow rodent."

Pikachu charged himself up ready to attack at that insult as Q said, "Now, next rule is that you can combine teams, but that would result in those team combing to be eliminated and no longer competing. But of course it'll do much more than a group of three or four, seeing the amount we have."

Stan asked, "Um, slightly stupid question… can we kill our own teammates?"

"No, you cannot."

"Ah dammit! I wanted to kill this fatass here."

Eric yelled, "What the hell is with all these Jews?! Mr. Letter, can you please make that rule valid so I can kill this bastard?"

Q retaliated, "No, because one it's my game here… and two, he's already got the gun to your head IF I make the rule part of the rule set."

This was true, since Stan was holding a gun to Cartman's head. Then Q said, "Now, I will have the leaders prechosen, and once they die, you can do whatever line of succession you want. To begin with, Team Pokémon will have Ash Ketchum as leader..."

Ash and Pikachu jumped up in joy, "Yes!"

"… Team voyager will have Katherine Janeway as leader…"

Janeway smiled, "Not surprised."

"…Team Red Team will have Spy as leader…"

Spy rolled his eyes, "Finally."

"…Team Bikini Bottom will have Spongebob Squarepants as leader…"

Spongebob cheered, "WOOOO!"

Squidward, as usual, protested, "What?! Why are you having him as the leader?!"

Q answered, "Because I say so, anyway, Team Griffin will have Peter Griffin…"

Brian also protested, "MR Q, are you insane, Peter has been proven to be retarded and you're electing him as leader? What bullshit is this?!"

"It's of my bullshit, in your language. Next, Team Simpson will have Homer Simpson as leader."

Homer cheered, "Yes, I'm gonna be smart and a leader like the president."

Apu said, "Yes, until you got that black guy into office."

"Alright fine, every other president before him."

Q continued, "Team Ninjago will have Lloyd Garmadon as Leader."

The ninja cheered as Q looked to the Futurama group, "Bender will be leader of Team Planet Express."

Bender cheered, "HELL YEAH! You all can bite my shiny, leading ass now." *chomp* "MY ASS, MY ASS!"

Fry yelled, "There's something actually biting it!"

Bedner looked to see an Aron that still had it's teeth in Bender's ass as it made a smile. Bender pulled out a crowbar and yelled, "Get off me you little bastard!"

And then he hit the Aron, and continued hitting it as it was making Team Pokémon cringe, and Brock yelling, "Stop! You're gonna injure it, or even kill it."

Bender said, "I'm trying to kill it."

And repeatedly hit it as the Aron whimpered and quickly ran away. Bender said, "What'a little, ok, anyway, as first rule, no ass biters on this team."

Then everyone had a shocked looked as Homer said, "Uh, Bender."

"Yeah?"

Homer pointed behind as Bender looked around and crapped himself, about three bricks, seeing a huge Aggron with the little Aron behind it crying, in it's speak, "There's him mommy, he hurt me!"

Bender said, "I'm boned, am I?"

Leela nodded, "Yep."

Then the Aggron used steel cut and cut bender in half, well, top part bottom part anyway. Then the Aggron took Bender's top part as he screamed away. Leela then asked, "I'll be leader."

Q said, "Alright then, Tobanga Leela will be the leader of Team Planet Express. And then for Team South Park, it will be Stan Marsh."

Stan cheered, "Yeah, and my first order to for Cartman to get the hell off this team."

Cartman said, "What?!"

Q quickly said, "Now then, since this has be done, within a matter of seconds you'll all be teleported in random locations, with the minimum distance being 2 miles and maximum being 10 miles. Remember, last team alive wins."

And he disappeared as everyone looked at each other, and then everyone disappeared randomly.

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