Leni: (to audience) Hi, everyone. This is Leni. Normally, this would be the time when the fanfiction starts as, "And now it's time for Silly Songs with Leni. The part of the fanfiction where Leni comes out and sings a Silly Song." But I've been thinking, and talking with the gals.
Lisa: And we've decided it's time to broaden our scopes, artistically.
Luan: Yeah, we're artists!
Lana: Word up! (photographer offscreen takes picture)
Leni: There's a time to be silly... (cuddles with a pillow and throws it away)... and there's a time to be serious.
Lisa: It's time to open up your heart...
Luan: And show how you feel, artistically! (photographer offscreen takes picture again)
Lisa: Cause we all have something to share...
*music plays*
*Gals walk through hall and into waiting room*
*Maria Santiago leads Lisa to office*
*Luan sits on sofa*
*Lana is also sitting on sofa reading a magazine*
*Leni is looking around*
*Lisa sits on examining bed*
Lisa: Baby, I know your eyes see right through my disguise.
Galz: And no one can deny.
Lisa: Baby, that I'm the one whose love is no surprise.
Galz: And she can't tell you no lie.
Lisa: But there's a secret I've been hidin', I can't keep it no more.
Galz: There's this thing about herself she's never told you before!
Lisa: Baby!
Galz: He needs to tell you something!
Lisa: I don't got a belly button!
Galz: No bell-y but-ton!
Lisa: Oh, I need to tell you something!
Galz: Have you figured out he don't got a belly button?
Lisa & Galz: Belly button, no! Oh, no no!
Lisa: Baby, please don't squeal. Just tell me how you feel.
Galz: Cause her love is for real.
Lisa: And if you went away, my heart would never heal.
Galz: So to you, she appeals.
Lisa: There's something missing in my middle, & it's hard to ignore.
Galz: There's this thing about herself she's never told you before!
Lisa: Baby!
Galz: He needs to tell you something!
Lisa: I don't got a belly button!
Galz: No bell-y but-ton!
Lisa: Oh, I need to tell you something!
Galz: Have you figured out he don't got a belly button?
Lisa & Galz: Belly button, no! Oh, no no!
*Galz walks into office*
*Dr Feinstein comes in*
Dr. Feinstein: Bellybutton?
Galz: Uh-uh.
Dr. Feinstein: Bellybutton?
Galz: Uh-uh!
Dr. Feinstein: You say your bellybutton's missing? There's no reason for alarm. It's a common thing for girls. It won't (with Galz) do you any harm! You're technically a kid. And with that much being said, your umbilical equivocal is up there on your head! You could opt for a prosthetic but of course you'd have to know. It'd be covered by your (with Galz) shirt! But not your HMO!
Galz: Bellybutton! *Maria Santiago comes in with broom*
Maria Santiago: Uh-uh!
Galz: Bellybutton!
Maria Santiago: Uh-uh! *chases Galz & Dr. Feinstein out of office*
Lisa: A stylish something absent from my midriff's decor.
Galz: There's this thing about herself she's never told you before!
Lisa: Baby!
Galz: He needs to tell you something!
Lisa: I don't got a belly button!
Galz: No bell-y but-ton!
Lisa: Oh, I need to tell you something!
Galz: Have you figured out he don't got a belly button?
Lisa & Galz: Belly button, no! Oh, no no! No bellybutton!
*Maria Santiago leaves office surprised*
Lisa: Do I at least get a lollipop?
The End