Hi everyone! This was originally a one shot but if you review and are interested, I'll give it an actual plot line! ;D

Warning: Complete and utter crackfic ahead! Read at yer own risk mateys! X3

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia, MickyD's, FUNimation, or anything else I mentioned in here. I own nothing but the general idea of this lovely piece of crack. XD

My prompt (which wouldn't leave my head til I wrote it!): America gets his first female president ever! And guess what? She's a fan of Hetalia! :D

R&R! Enjoy~!

America walked into the room and shook hands with the petite blonde haired woman inside. "It's a pleasure to meet you Ms. Davis." He said with a smile. "My name is Alfred F. Jones; and as crazy as this sounds, I am the United States of America too."

"Please, call me Kayleigh." She said lost in thought, looking him over. She looks up and arches one eyebrow curiously. "By the United States of America, I assume you mean that you're the land itself?"

America nodded as the woman took a step forward. "Hmm, out of curiosity…" She said slowly, "Let's say that by some chance, this building got burned down. Would you by change, happen to get a burn right here?" She asked tapping a spot on his chest directly above his heart with one finger.

America's eyes widened slightly. "Actually . . . yes." He replied, somewhat perplexed. "Where did that question come from . . . Kayleigh?" He asked, trying out the name.

His new president walked over to her new desk and leaned back against it casually. "It may seem like I'm going to play 20 questions with you, but indulge me for a few minutes okay?"

"Uh, okay." America said, watching his new president glance outside the window; the sun reflecting in blue eyes very similar to his own. "The other countries have someone like you?"

It didn't sound like a question to America, more like a statement but he replied anyway. "Yes, they do."

"They have human names also?"

"Not everyone makes his or hers know, but yes."

"Of course." The president nodded and looked back at him, satisfied with the answer. She looked at him, a mischievous glint in her eyes. "Mind if we play a little guessing game? You name the country and I'll try to name their gender and their human names."

America stared at the new president for a moment. "Sure, why not." Ha, his first female president and the first thing she asks is if they can play a guessing game . . .

This was going to be an interesting four years. "Okay, how about . . . France." He said slowly.

The president smirked. "Now I don't suppose it'd be something extremely obvious like Francis now would it; last name Bonnefoy? Male and most likely a pervert?"

America eyes her suspiciously. "Lucky guess . . . Spain."

Ms. Davis let out a short laugh, "Antonia Vargas, male. Give me something harder Alfred."

Alfred eyed her curiously, moving to sit in a chair in front of her and leaning back in it. "Russia."

Ivan . . . . Braginsky. Male."

"Italy."

"North or South?"

America scowled. "Both."

Ms. Davis laughed, "North is Feliciano Vargas, male. South is Lovino Vargas, male."

America stared at her warily. She wasn't even guessing. She knew all of these somehow. "Japan, China, Switzerland, Austria, Prussia, Hungary."

Ms. Davis smiled. "Honda Kiku, Yao Wang, Vash Zwingli, Roderich Edielstein, Gilbert Bielshmidt and Elizaveta Heredevarty. All except the last one are male; Elizaveta is female.

"Germany, Greece, Turkey, Sweden, Finaland, Sealand."

"Ludwig, Heracles, Sadiq, Berewald, Tino, Peter. All male."

"Ukraine and Belarus!" He exclaimed getting annoyed now.

"Katyusha and Natalya Arlovskaya. Female."

"Latvia, Lithuania, Estonia."

"Raivis, Toris, Eduard. All male."

"Canada, South Korea."

"Both male, Matthew Williams and Im Yong Soo."

America scowled, growing frustrated with this pointless game. He was about to tell his president this when suddenly she grinned. "Colombia/Britannia/British Empire/Great Britain/England/The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland; male. Arthur Kirkland, your nickname for him is Iggy." She grinned as America gaped at her. "He raised you until your revolution, currently you two are allies though you want it to be more and-" She cut off as America fell backwards in his chair and hit the ground with a thud. He sat up, slightly pink and looking at her in disbelief. "How the FUCK did you know that?" He asks forgetting his manners. "You haven't even been in office for a full day yet!"

"Tut tut, mind your language Alfred." The president reprimanded with a small smile. "As for how I knew that . . ." She leans over the desk and grabs a brightly colored paperback book from her bag. "This little book was my cheat sheet of sorts." She says tossing it at him. "Look at the cover."

America looks down. "Hetalia: Axis Powers . . . . . . wait a second." He frowns at the book. "Why are Germany, Italy, and Kiku on it?"

Ms. Davis chuckles. "Flip through it Alfred dear, right to left; it's read manga style.

Arching an eyebrow skeptically America starts flipping through the book. His eyes grew wider and wider with each page until he snapped the book shut and held it up. "What the fuck IS this?" He exclaimed, nearly speechless. "Who leaked this information?"

His new president stifles a laugh and looks up at him, "That Alfred, is called a manga. Something that is pure fiction except to the dedicated fangirls." She says, eyes twinkling in amusement. "Made in 2003 by someone from Kiku's country. It's also an anime series done by FUNimation and you can find it on YouTube. It's got quite a large fan base and an enormous amount of fan fictions.

America gaped at her, did she not understand how serious this was?

His president looked at his expression and smiled. "Pffft relax Alfred, there wasn't a security breach or anything; it's purely a work of fiction. As far as they know, you guys only exist in the books, animes, fan fictions and of course their dreams. "

America tossed the book back at her with a frown. "And you have that because?"

Ms. Davis caught the book easily and put it back in her bag. "A friend showed it to me when I was around 16, we obsessed with it for a few months then I suddenly decided I wanted to travel the world and visit all the different countries I had read about. Which I have yet to do to the extent I want to." She frowns slightly. "I really only got around to traveling all of this country and a little bit of Canada by Niagra Falls. After that I came back to my home state and finished college and got a foothold in politics, did that for a few years then tried for president and well, here I am."

" . . . . What made you want to be president?"

"Hetalia." She replied instantly.

He stared back at her, un-impressed.

"What? You want a more in-depth answer?" She asked arching an eyebrow. "Okay, I read a few excellent fan fictions that were placed in the far future. The fan fictions had several events happen to this country that not only sounded plausible, but terrible too. " She paused to take a breath. "I actually started to pay attention to what was happening in the world with our country and with the world. My first thoughts were 'Okay, this is seriously fucked up. Someone needs to start fixing it.' And somehow, I decided that I'd be the one to do that and well, here we are." She shrugs and looks at him, clearly done with her explanation.

America stared at her for a long time. "Fine~." He sighed after a few minutes. He stood up to shake her hand again and blinked in surprise as she changed it into an impromptu secret handshake of sorts, the kind little kids use and aren't actually secret at all.

"I look forward to working with you to try and make not only our nation, but the entire world a better place to live in." She said with a sincere smile, hopping off the desk and looking up at him. "I'd like to meet the other countries when I get the chance by the way. Starting with Canada and England."

America tilted his head curiously. "Why those two first?"

"Well Canada is closest to here so it gives me a better chance to visit and then England is closer to my height."

America looked at her for a moment before letting out a short laugh. "Odd reasons Ms. Davis."

She looks up at him innocently. "What~? You're tall."

He chuckles. "And what's wrong with being tall?"

"It means I feel short!" She says pouting. "At least I won't have to look up to look England in the face."

America couldn't help but laugh at the reason. "Sorry! But it wouldn't be right if I was short! I'm-"

"The hero." She said cutting with off with a roll of her eyes. "Yeah, I know." She looked down at the watch on her wrist. "Hey, wanna get some McDonald's and some ice cream?" She asked with a smile. "It's past lunch time."

America's eyes lit up happily. "I like you already!" He exclaimed walking out of the room with her. Maybe it won't be so bad to have a woman for a resident for once. It's a change of pace and I'm already sure that this will probably be the most fun and interesting four year term yet.

She giggled at his excitement as they walked out to get food. These next couple of years would be hard work but she'd try her damnedest to make it as fun and pain free for her country as possible. After all, they had feelings too; even if most people didn't know they existed. Plus, thanks to Hetalia, she had a soft spot for all the countries, hers in particular.

Look out world, She thought with a small smile. An all American fangirl is now in charge and she's ready to make this world a better place. Hope you're ready~.

AN: Like I said, complete and utter crack. XD It was originally supposed to be a one shot but if enough of you guys review and tell me you want more I'll give it a real plot line and continue it!. But you people must R&R for me to continue this~! Thanks for reading!

Au revoir!

JWR