The FINAL Mystery
AU: Please rate well k thnx. Btw L is only slightly OC here but it's ok because he's better.
L was ANGRY. He stared at the guilt stricken Prostitute who had a tattoo of a banana on here face.
"What DO you mean you can't find him? I GAVE YOU STRICT ORDERS to seduce Light Yagami. I EVEN bought you tickets to chucky cheese's/ that's watt you guys r into right?"
"ITS NOT MY FAULT" Exclaimed Misa, the intelligent actress of all ages. She was furious at the way L was treating her, after all they had just recently graduated from Harvard medical school together.
"Look, he shuld be easy to find. Wtf is this this. This isn't a mystery novel, THIS IS FUCKING WHERES WALDO OF SERIAL KILLERS!"
Ring Ah Ding Lo Da Ding L's phone went of. L picked it up upside down.
"Yes how may I help you?" L asked in a sexy accent.
"I HAVE YOU FATHER" Said captor in a british accent.
"omg WHAT!" L began to cry and break down, but then he looked up and Watari smacked him with his pimp hand.
but L NEVER lets old stinky men hit on him so he grabbed the hand and drew his sword out his pants. (no not that one you sicko's) L claimed that he was a samurai in his past life and went larking to remind himself of the good ol days.
butt then L snapped back to reality and used his sword to cut open the door leading to the outside world. He stepped into the light and his black eyes matched the color of his skin when he's in the closet without light."
Then Misa chimed in and reminded L that his parents were kidnapped.
"its ok I have Light's death note. This will attract him to me like jelly and then he'll give me back my parents."
"How did you no it was Light?" Wateri said
"The caller was sexily british."
Thus L whipped out his laptop like a sunday bagel and started typing really fast on the keys like those hacker movies and a hypothetical screen popped up that everyone could see.
"I see you have found me L." Light saw in the hypothetical screen laughing maniacally.
"I'll NEVER LET YOU KILL AGAIN LIGHT." L shrieked. He was determined to stop the injustice caused by light as shown by his credentials.
"snufufufufufu" Light laughed as he left the scene like a villain as he put a sticky note on his mac laptop so L could't see him cuz he had something important to do.
"God Damn." L said. He jumped into his motor cycle to chase down light