Okay, this is just a cute, goofy, fluffy little drabble based on the adorable children's story, If You Give A Mouse A Cookie. Enjoy, and please remember to review!
Disclaimer: None of this is mine... darn it...
This little drabble is dedicated to the EO peeps out there! EO FOREVER!!
If You Give An El A Liv
If you give an El a Liv
He's going to want to bond
And after they've bonded over coffee
He's going to want a hotdog
Then they'll do some paperwork
After the paperwork, they're going to want a beer
If you give El a beer
He's going to want to fight
And Olivia will have to drag him out and take him home
If you give El a spare couch, Olivia will look after him
And give him plenty of Tylenol and water
If you give El Tylenol, he'll start to feel better
And then they will sit on the couch together
And if you give El a Liv to sit with
He's going to want to talk and stare
If you give El a pretty face to look at
He's going to want to kiss her
And a Liv will stare at him and wonder why his eyes are so blue
If you give an El a staring Liv
He's going to lean over and kiss her tenderly
And that will lead to hesitation, then more kissing
And that will lead to sex in the bedroom and bathroom
So if you give an El a Liv, you can skip the drama and go straight to the sex!
The End!
A/N: Hehehe, cute, huh? Thanks for reading!