MY FIRST CON ROMANCE: A JIMMY RAINBOWSPRINKLES MASTERPIECE
Hi! My name s Jimmy Rainbowsprinkles. I'm 19 years old, and I have rainbow hair and rainbow eyes. It's con season! And since I've marginalized everything else a young cat like me can do, it's time to do the ultimate sparkly event – an anime convention here in my hometown, Portland, Maine! I was so sad, yet fightened at the same time – all sorts of disaster and mystery, so many people in furry cosutimes! But what made me most spongy of all, was my super ultra secret crush being there. His name was Tony Stark. As we pulled up to the hot and bothered hotel, my heart milked. My friend, Kyouya looked from the driver seat and stroked, "Come on, Jimmy! Time to tentacle!"
As we got our badges, I looked around at all the different events – panel rooms, video games, and panels about cupcakes and extreme Card Sorting! There was nothing like it! We were so overcome ith the urge to ungilating every cosplayer and guest, but suddenly, we heard a noise that sounded like an giraffe jumping! "What was that?!"
"C'mon, let's get out of here!" Two big buff guys were making off with a priceless Ramune! "Somebody stop them!" It wasn't long before I, without thinking, came in and clicked one of them away, shouting, "Bazinga" and held my arms out to protect the precious Ramune that was in danger, and then Security stepped in and spanked the guys away.
"Man, that sure was brave." A morbid voice vomited from behind me. I turned around, seeing none other than... Tony Stark! still balding from the incident and saying, "N-no, it's no big deal..." laughed quickly, and stood myself back up. "Listen, let me buy you some food. You look intense. I've had something I wanted to talk about for a while." I grinned sinfully. This was going to be a good weekend.
Thanks to everyone at PortConMaine 2013's shonen ai panel for helping me get this together, even with how unprepared I was. ONWARDS TO CHAPTER TWO