This was written with Sweetpanda12. This does not affect my stories or hers. This was half written by me so some violence is a given. I feel like I use the word "this" too many times already so I'll just say this (dammit) has some OC and a famous very beautiful and innocent, child-like pop music GOD!

It's been a stressful week for Skipper. Nothing has happened in weeks and Skipper was starting to get a little paranoid. He was doing his morning work outs with the team. It was the part of the day when nobody came. However two girls were "observing" them. Skipper seriously thought they worked for Dr. Blowhole, or Hans, or that creepy snake dude from Hoboken. Or two double agents WORKING FOR THE LEMURS! The suspicion only increased when both of them got up and whispered something to a man in a black long coat and a fedora.

"Men, I think we have a couple of spies on our hands" Skipper said.
"But, Skipper, it's entirely possible that they just like penguins" Kowalski said.
"YOU DON'T THINK I KNOW THAT!" Skipper yelled shaking Kowalski. One of the girls cleared her throat which brought Skipper's attention back onto them.

"Penguins are so cool," she announced, smiling. She had brown blondish hair and green eyes. She was wearing Navy colored skinny jeans and an aqua colored shirt that was all pulled together with black combat boots.

"Totes, man. I like that little cute one that's a little clumsy" the other one said. She was blonde with a purple streak in her hair and her eyes were a silvery blue. She was wearing skinny jeans as well but she had black cowboy boots and a black tank top.

"I know! He is perfect!" the aqua shirt girl said. As soon as she said that they both walked away.
"That was highly suspicious" Skipper said.
"Everybody loves Private. That doesn't mean anything" Kowalski said. As soon as he said THAT a cage fell on Private.
"Hey, little fella, you're going to a better place" Alice said. "I know it's a better place because it's not here."

As Alice walked away with the cage, The girl with the black shirt stopped in front of the lemur exhibit.
"Maddy, you got to see this thing of fuzzy fuzzball of joy!" She spazzed.

"We have to go soon, Star. What's so important?" Maddy stopped and looked at the lemurs as well.
"We got to tell the king" Star said. They ran off to probably look for the guy they talk to earlier.
"See they used code names" Skipper said.
"What was that, Skipper? How are you not freaking out about Private being carried away?" Kowalski said.
"What?! Private's being taken away?" Skipper snapped. He looked around for Alice. Not too far away from the penguin exhibit was Alice and the man from earlier. Skipper was focused on them from now on. Those other two girls weren't really on radar at the moment.
"Well, this never happened before. Someone comes in and buys a penguin in cash and full. What are you, the king of Rock and Roll?" there was an awkward moment then the man started laughing.
"No, I just…have always…saved my money" the man said. Skipper could tell that he was trying to disguise his voice. He also was lying too. Skipper figured the only way he could have possibly been able to buy a penguin was if he robbed a bank or killed a super pop star. Those two girls came back and whispered to the man. The man sighed.
"We will also take that chubby little black aye-aye lemur" the man said.
"We like the color black" Maddy smiled.
"Black is a color we love" Star said. Alice rolled her eyes and handed the cage to the man. The two girls took the cage from him and looked at the penguin and giggled about "how cute he is". After Alice got Maurice and handed him off to the girl named Star the three of them turned to leave.
"Back to Never Neverland" Maddy grinned.
"Whatever. Wait, what did you say your name was?" Alice asked. The man stopped and turned around to look at Alice.
"Jackson…Jackson King" he said slowly like he needed to think about it. Skipper gasped.
"Kowalski! Do you know who Jackson King is?" Skipper panicingly said.
"I believe he was the man who bought Maurice and Private" Kowalski said.
"He's a bad guy! Rico remembers him right?"
"Yup" Rico grunted. Skipper went back to shaking Kowalski.
"He's evil! He's one of my very first enemies. He takes innocent animals and tortures them till death is a mercy. We have to save Private" Skipper jumped into HQ. He was followed by Kowalski and Rico.
"And Maurice" Rico said.
"Wait, I thought Blowhole was your first enemy" Kowalski said.
"Well over the years Jackson King really didn't come up as a problem. Soon he almost went quiet so we stopped following him. But now he's back and he discovered our secret lair"
"Alright, so, saying Jackson King has come back to take his revenge on you. Why didn't he buy you instead of Private?" Kowalski asked.
"Because that's his way of torturing me, having me know that my team member is suffering and I am helpless to do anything about it" Skipper said starting to pack a bag of fish and his favorite coffee cup. After Skipper was finished packing he turned to look at his team (minus Private).
"Boys, we're going to get our Private back" he said.
"And Maurice" Rico said.

~MEANWHILE~
After three humans one bird and one lemur were in a private jet Maurice was let out of his cage after being held by Star. Private was also out after being held by Maddy.
"Dudes, look at him! He's the cutest thing I have ever seen" Star said.
"Well, second cutest thing because the first will always be little Michael" the girls looked over to the man. He took of his fedora which let his raven black hair fall down to his shoulders.

Maurice would know those chocolate brown eyes with a child like spark in them anywhere.
"Oh my god! Private do you know who just bought us?" Maurice said. Before Private could answer that, the mysterious man continued.

"What are you going to name them?" he asked.
"Hmm... I think this little guy needs to have a militaristic name" Maddy announced.
"Okay what's his name?" he asked.
"What rank is your brother, Star?" Maddy asked.
"He was a first class Private."
"Then his name is Private, can you name the lemur Fuzzball?"

Private giggled. This was quite funny. He couldn't imagine Maurice being named Fuzzball without cracking up, so he decided to focus and figure out who the mystery human was.

"No, I would be tempted to quote Captain EO if we did!" Star laughed.
"Well what are you going to name him? Why can I get a straight answer from you guys today?" the man asked. The two girls looked at each other then back to the man.

"Ring ring" Maddy grinned. The man sighed.

"Fine, who is it?" he asked, sounding slightly annoyed.

"It's Billie Jean," Star giggled.

"Oh god, will you just tell me his name!?" he snapped. The girls laughed.

"He is... Pyro the great Pepsi player!" Star announced dramatically, but the man and Maddy stared at her for a moment.

"You are a basic b!tch" Maddy stated.

"Hey, let's watch the language here," the man playfully scolded Maddy.

"Maurice you never told me who he is!" Private said.

"I'm not Maurice anymore. I'm Pyro the Pepsi player! I am so excited for this! This is something I've only dreamed of going to!" Maurice exclaimed.

"Where are we going?" Private asked, still confused and annoyed for not knowing who it was.

"That man is none other than the King of Pop Rock and Soul. He's Michael Jackson and we are going to Neverland" Maurice said.

Hey Party People,

Yes, I know, this is going to cause a tabloid lie about Michael kidnapping penguins. YOU STUPID TABLOIDS, JUST LEAVE US ALONE! But, IDK, IDC. If you like the story let me know in the comments! If you don't like…I get pizza so I could not care less. HOWEVER, I must go co-write the next chapter soooo….

Live It Off The Wall!

Á tout á l'heure (see ya soon in French)

~STAR7K~