(A/N: Okay, judging by the title of the story, this should be interesting. This is a JerkbaitXKatty story, and before we begin, I'll let you know that Katty is the sister of Kitty's who is in jail, as we learned in "Diary of a Mad Cat", and she appeared in "A Tale Of Two Kitties". Now that you know, we may begin!)
It was daytime in the city of Petropolis, and Jerkbait was finally thrown in Petropolis Prison after attempting to hunt down Dudley and Bruce so he could have their wives. Naturally, he forgot that you don't mess with the Puppy brothers. So Jerkbait's butt was kicked, and now he was in prison.
While Jerkbait sat and stared out the cell with a blank expression on his face, a voice from behind him said, "Well, what have we here?"
Upon hearing that voice, Jerkbait perked up and looked around. He knew he'd heard that voice before.
"Who's there?" he asked.
"Over here." the voice said.
He looked in the direction the voice came from, and he saw a familiar-looking female cat standing there.
"Kitty Katswell! Or are you Katrina?" Jerkbait sounded confused, but a great big smile was forming on his ugly mug.
"NO! I'm not either one of my goody two-shoes sisters, and I don't plan to be!" the cat yelled. Well, it turned out that the cat wasn't Kitty, but she sounded just like her, and she looked a lot like her, except there was a white stripe in her black hair.
"Well, excuuuuuuse me! Maybe you can tell me who you are?" Jerkbait said.
"I am Katty Katswell." the cat replied.
"Katswell! You're a Katswell sister?!" Jerkbait asked, grinning again.
"Yes. But since I'm the same age and have the same birthday as my goody two-shoes sisters, that means I'm a Katswell triplet." Katty told him.
"So there are 3 Katswell girls?! Oh, this is so totally cool!" Jerkbait grinned.
"You've met my sisters before?" Katty asked.
"Yeah, but they don't like me. They think I'm a jerk." Jerkbait said.
"I'd have to agree. I told you who I am, but I don't know who you are." Katty said.
"Oh. I'm Jerkbait!" Jerkbait said.
"Jerkbait? That's a pretty stupid name." Katty said.
'Not as stupid as my real name.' Jerkbait thought.
"Still, I guess it suits you." Katty said.
"It should, 'cause even the villains in the city can't stand me! They hate my guts!" Jerkbait said, sounding proud.
"You sound like you're proud of that." Katty said.
"I'm not." Jerkbait said, but he still sounded proud.
"I don't think I'll ever understand you." Katty said.
"Nobody ever has." Jerkbait told her.
They spent the rest of the day talking to each other, and it seemed like they were interested in each other. By nightfall, they were holding each other as they drifted off to sleep.
"I've never felt this way around a guy before." Katty told Jerkbait as she started to fall asleep.
"I've felt this way around a bunch of girls, but they were never good enough. You're perfect." Jerkbait told Katty. This was enough to wake Katty.
"You're a pig." Katty told him, letting go of him and trying to get away.
"No, I'm not. I'm a cat." Jerkbait said, not letting go of Katty.
"I meant that you're a jerk!" Katty said, still struggling.
"That's why they call me Jerkbait!" Jerkbait declared.
"Yeah, but I was starting to like you. Not anymore." Katty said.
"But I meant what I said. You're better than the girls I've known, and your sisters are among them." Jerkbait told her.
"You like me better than my sisters?! That's so sweet!" Katty said, and without thinking, she pulled Jerkbait close and kissed him on the lips. Jerkbait was stunned, but he managed to get over the shock enough to respond to the kiss. They were both gasping for air after they pulled apart, and once Katty caught her breath, she told Jerkbait, "I love you."
"What a coincidence. I love me, too." Jerkbait grinned.
"Hey!" Katty pouted.
"Okay, okay. I love you, too." Jerkbait said. Then they fell asleep, holding each other close all through the night.
Wow! They actually fell for each other in the first chapter of the story. How do you like that?! Stay tuned for Chapter 2!