Rusty was woken up by his twoleg was dumping food on he went to his neighbors house."Heellloo-uhhh yauuuuuuu..."Rusty said. Smudge didnt come Rusty went to the forest and found a pounced on the mouse screamed "Great!I was minding my own business when this...this...wow you are fat..."Rusty screamed."You can talk!I only wheigh 200 pounds I'm not fat!The mouse continued his important speech."You obese cat is no mach for my SUPERIORITY!"The mouse whistled. Then came a crowd of mice."Im soo sorry!Rusty mewed. The mice didnt care,so they passed a match down to Rusty's mouse it lit Rusty's butt."OOHHHH NUUUUUUU! Rusty ran around a Gray kitten.
"Oh hi do you wannah come and join are clan?And Im Graypaw"Graypaw said."Yeah noouu."Rusty yelled as he dove into a pool."Why do yo think I wanna?" Graypaw folded his paper and took off his Harry potter glasses."Cause there's a cat called Oneeye and another cat called Smallear thers a hot medicine cat. Rusty heaved himself to Graypaw."Deal!"Graypaw smiled then looked into the trees"Bluebutt..."Bluestar walked sassily while shaking her blue butt but as Graypaw said Bluebutt,she started strolling majestically with a hint of twerking."Graypaw!Dont call me Bluebutt!You cant disrespect your elders like dat!Gray made his eyes all innocent and said,"Sorry Bluefart,I didnt know your butt wasnt blue but-hold on your blue but but butt but...okay so I got it now uh your blue but butt blue butt but butt blue but berry buy but big bur bag b...
5 hours later
"So ya want to join meh clan huh."Bluestar said. Rusty nodded."Okay then follow me."Graypaw was still trying to sound it out"Blue butt butt but blue berry big blue but butt "
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