Dave in a Tekka Wonderland
Chapter 1
Dave was fucking pissed. He let his friend, Max (codename: Kinky Sketch), talk him into donating to his card game, Zephyr Wars, and buying a set, but what does he get for it? No one wants to play the goddamn thing with him, and those he was able to convince to try it out quickly stopped being his friend for making them play such a boring waste of time. The only joy Dave got from this purchase from his Tekka card from the set. After a while though, even masturbating to the same card of his beautiful waifu was getting real old real fast.
Dave wanted a fucking refund.
However, there was a slight problem. Max wasn't responding to any of his messages about getting his money back. For weeks, the poor weeb tried contacting Max in every way possible. Dave knew the fucker still had internet. Steam and Discord would often show him online, and his Youtube channel still had content being uploaded. Eventually, Dave stopped sending messages and just started spamming his video comment sections with "GIVE ME MY GODDAMN MONEY BACK YOU JEWLORD" but eventually gave up on getting a response that way as well.
Dave wanted nothing more than to break Max's fucking legs. The only problem was Max was on the other side of the country in New Jersey, while our hero was stuck in Texas. There was only one thing he could do.
Resort to the power of black magic. Obviously.
Young Dave waited for a dark and stormy night to construct his pentagram in an abandoned home near his shit little redneck village. He decided to make it using his Zephyr Wars cards, as he'd be getting no other use out of them. In the middle he placed an item that he knew for sure would be able to summon Max to his location, even from thousands of miles away: the nastiest fucking futa doujin that he could find. Knowing that this satanic magic was sure to work, Dave began the ancient chant to activate the portal.
Sure enough, after the incantation had been said, a great light appeared from the middle of the circle and Max stepped out of the blinding light. "What the fuck Dave, you dare teleport me to this shit state?" Max exclaims as he glares at Dave while trying to discreetly tuck away the dick girl porn into the back of his shirt.
Dave matches his glare and shouts with conviction, "Hell yeah I did! I wasted like thirty bucks on this stupid game you made, and I want my money back!"
"As if!" Max retorts, "Because of idiots like you buying my shit, I'm rolling in cash right now! You won't be getting a single shekel back, Davey boy."
Dave had enough. He lets out a battle cry and rushes in Max's direction to give him a good ol' Texas style ass whooping. However, Max does not even flinch.
"You're not even worth my time" said Max without a sliver of interest in this battle. He lazily lifts his hand and another portal opens up in front of Dave. Unable to slow his charge in time, Dave trips into the door to another world. Before blacking out, the last thing he hears is Max's voice.
"Let's see how long you last on the real battlefield, you fucking weeb."