Get rid of Cable - I Dream of Jeannie edition

by AGP1990

For some reason I came up with this from a comment I posted on a Get Rid of cable compilation video. Also, I am not a fan of the girl in the bottle who played spin the astronaut, but I decided to do it anyway.

When your cable stops working, you can't think.

When you can't think, you go to your job at NASA.

When you go to your job at NASA, you go up on a space mission that gets aborted.

When you go up on a space mission that gets aborted, you land on an island in the Southern Pacific.

When you land on an island in the Southern Pacific, you find an exotic bottle and open it.

When you find an exotic bottle and open it, a beautiful genie pops out.

And when a beautiful genie pops out, she follows you home and annoys you for five years until she asks you to marry her.

Don't let her follow you home and annoy you for five years until she asks you to marry her.

Get rid of cable and upgrade to DirecTV. Call 1-800-DIRECTV.