Su peonix was in his offece one day and he was liek "how dieed I got here?" den he reommbered during de steam summer sale he boght Prisone Archetoct but HHE BOUGHTEY THE SPESSIAL EDOTION?! su now Phoenix wright is Ace Warden.
"Gays, stay in ur cells" sys warden pheenix but dey were rubbing around liek headless chicketties. "lol wrighto, were escaaaping" and Gant nand dahlia ran out.
"Damnot! My budget" and phoenix was sad. Being worgon is hard. but den Terry Fawles cums along "hey, i wuz prison guy. I cna help!". "alri, i nurd help". den quicly with slight of hand any gamarye wuld be proud of Terry but pehonixes hat on.
"wut?" phoenix was confuzzled. "I AM WRDEN NOW! GO TO UR CELL".
"oh ok"
to be fonished in Phoenix Wright escaaaaps from Prison