The Lion Sleeps Tonight
Disclaimer: I do not own the GI Joe franchise or the Tokens' lyrics.
~ ~ ~ ~
General Hawk walks back on stage and says, "The next act of the GI Joe Talent Show is Leatherneck singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight?"
"Funny, I never pictured you a Tokens fan Leatherneck." Wet Suit laughed.
Leatherneck quietly walks onstage with an evil grin and starts crooning.
"A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. A-weema-weh, a-weema- weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh." As he chants Beach Head's teddy bear falls out of Wet Suit's pocket. It is a teddy bear wearing camouflage fatigues and shiny black boots.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLDING SERGEANT SNUFFLES!!!!! RRROOOOOOAAAARRRR!" Beach Head shouts and turns into a lion that starts chasing Wet Suit around.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck continues.
Wet Suit is creeping through the jungle silently past a sleeping Beach Head lion when he finds Sergeant Snuffles in his hands yet again.
"ROAR!" Beach Head shouts and starts chasing Wet Suit around the jungle and starts clawing him.
"In the jungle the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck continues singing.
"OH NO! HELP! AAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!" Wetsuit shouts as the Beach Head lion is chasing him through the jungle.
"Near the village the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck keeps crooning on.
In a quiet and tranquil African village Wet Suit thinks he has lost Beach Head the lion when an enormous male silverback comes leaping out of a hut and body slams him into the ground, picks Wet Suit back up, airplane spins him and throws him into a tree.
"Near the village the quiet village, The lion sleeps tonight." Wet Suit lands on top of a sleeping Beach Head lion, accidentally grabbing Sergeant Snuffles to break his fall.
"ROAR!" The lion awakes and chases Wet Suit through the villiage.
"Hush my darling don't fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck keeps on crooning.
"HELP! WAGGGHH!!! HELP!!!!" Wet Suit shouts as the berserk lion Beach Head chases him around and eventually catches him.
"Hush my darling don't fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck sings.
"OWWWWW!! He's biting my butt! He's biting my butt!!!" Wet Suit shouts as the Beach Head lion walks around carrying him in his mouth by his buttocks.
"Encore! Encore!" The audience shouts.
"NO! NO! NO! NO!" Wet Suit shouts, "NO ENCORE! NO ENCORE!"
Leatherneck grins mischievously and starts singing again. As the act draws to a close we can hear Wet Suit walking to the men's room only to be sprung upon by a lion Beach Head.
"YEOWW! OW! QUIT BITING!!!!" Wet Suit shouts as Leatherneck croons on.
"Oh lay off him Leatherneck." Low Light replies.
"OK, Leatherneck 1, Wet Suit 0." Leatherneck replies, laughing as the curtain goes down in preparation for the next act.
Disclaimer: I do not own the GI Joe franchise or the Tokens' lyrics.
~ ~ ~ ~
General Hawk walks back on stage and says, "The next act of the GI Joe Talent Show is Leatherneck singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight?"
"Funny, I never pictured you a Tokens fan Leatherneck." Wet Suit laughed.
Leatherneck quietly walks onstage with an evil grin and starts crooning.
"A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh. A-weema-weh, a-weema- weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh." As he chants Beach Head's teddy bear falls out of Wet Suit's pocket. It is a teddy bear wearing camouflage fatigues and shiny black boots.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HOLDING SERGEANT SNUFFLES!!!!! RRROOOOOOAAAARRRR!" Beach Head shouts and turns into a lion that starts chasing Wet Suit around.
"In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck continues.
Wet Suit is creeping through the jungle silently past a sleeping Beach Head lion when he finds Sergeant Snuffles in his hands yet again.
"ROAR!" Beach Head shouts and starts chasing Wet Suit around the jungle and starts clawing him.
"In the jungle the quiet jungle, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck continues singing.
"OH NO! HELP! AAAGGGGGGHHHH!!!" Wetsuit shouts as the Beach Head lion is chasing him through the jungle.
"Near the village the peaceful village, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck keeps crooning on.
In a quiet and tranquil African village Wet Suit thinks he has lost Beach Head the lion when an enormous male silverback comes leaping out of a hut and body slams him into the ground, picks Wet Suit back up, airplane spins him and throws him into a tree.
"Near the village the quiet village, The lion sleeps tonight." Wet Suit lands on top of a sleeping Beach Head lion, accidentally grabbing Sergeant Snuffles to break his fall.
"ROAR!" The lion awakes and chases Wet Suit through the villiage.
"Hush my darling don't fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck keeps on crooning.
"HELP! WAGGGHH!!! HELP!!!!" Wet Suit shouts as the berserk lion Beach Head chases him around and eventually catches him.
"Hush my darling don't fear my darling, the lion sleeps tonight." Leatherneck sings.
"OWWWWW!! He's biting my butt! He's biting my butt!!!" Wet Suit shouts as the Beach Head lion walks around carrying him in his mouth by his buttocks.
"Encore! Encore!" The audience shouts.
"NO! NO! NO! NO!" Wet Suit shouts, "NO ENCORE! NO ENCORE!"
Leatherneck grins mischievously and starts singing again. As the act draws to a close we can hear Wet Suit walking to the men's room only to be sprung upon by a lion Beach Head.
"YEOWW! OW! QUIT BITING!!!!" Wet Suit shouts as Leatherneck croons on.
"Oh lay off him Leatherneck." Low Light replies.
"OK, Leatherneck 1, Wet Suit 0." Leatherneck replies, laughing as the curtain goes down in preparation for the next act.