Leo: Hello! Sorry for not showing up for a long time. Anyway, I hope you enjoy this fan fiction.

Dipper: By the way, Leo added plenty of good references!

Mabel: Yeah! You're really doing well!

Leo: Thanks, now I'm just going to add shorts here. Anyway, enjoy this!

Short 1

Soos and the Real Girl

Stan: Soos, a little advice. You need to get rich. Or lie about being rich. Outside of that, I don't like your chances.

Wendy: (Scoffs) Don't listen to Stan, dude. You're a sweet guy with a steady job and a pickup truck.

Stan: Would you date him?

In "How Life Goes On"…Wendy responds like this:

No, yet you know what I mean!

While in the actual episode she reacts in the following manner:

Wendy: Oh! Would you... heh... look at that. (Raises magazine over face)

Other than that, the version in "How Life Goes On" is the same as the actual episode.

Soos: Oh, I get it! The reason why Leo changed that line is because - *Wendy covers Soos's hand*

Wendy: Ew, did you just lick my hand?!

Mabel: Oh, I get the reference!

(Note from Leo: Similar situation as s01e05 where

Dipper - Wendy

Mabel - Soos)

Leo: I get it too! Anyway, I'm going to end this chapter here.

Mabel: OK!

Leo: I hope you had a Happy New Year and a Merry Christmas last year. Anyway, bye!