Waspy's Philosophy
Inspired by just about everyone's favorite "Beast Wars" character.
(9/19/99)
I know this wasp.
Poor guy.
Things never seem to go his way.
He's always given slag assignments,
His friends get all the special treatment.
Once, I heard him say:
"Why universe hate Waspinator?"
When I heard that, I said:
"That's ridiculous! The universe doesn't hate anyone!"
Then I went to school the next day.
"There's my bus! Wait I'm here! Waaaaait! I'm...dang."
"Why am I late? Well, my bus was early so I had to walk...detention? Yes, sir."
"Pop quiz?! But I don't know the material!"
"Tuna for lunch? Yuck!"
"What was that about a food fight? Uh-oh."
"500 word essay? Due tomorrow? Ah, man!"
"Homework: 1 through 50. D'oh!"
"No doing homework during detention? *sigh*"
"Damn detention's boring."
"Why am I so late getting home? Well, I had detention...but the bus...grounded?!"
"Ahhh! My computer just deleted all my files!!"
"There! Finished that ess...Cole, no! That's not dinner! NOOOO!"
Then I just collapsed on my bed.
I went over the days events.
Then I asked:
"Why does the universe hate me?"