WWF Goes To…The North Pole
Disclaimer: I do not own/know any of these characters in this story. It is made for enjoyment purposes only and it is completely fictional. I don't mean to cause offence to anyone and I am sorry if I do. Please do not sue me, as I have nothing you can possibly want! Please R & R! P.s Laura is a character from my other story…'Don't Touch What Isn't Yours'! She is going out with Matt and her and Lita don't get along!
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Chapter 1: Landing Chaos
Some where in the middle of the air, hovering above the North Pole…
"Thank you for flying with Ryanair, we hope you enjoyed your flight. We will soon be landing in The North Pole."
Jeff: Ooooh, are we there yet?
Matt: Jeff…do you not have ears?
Jeff: Me…Matt don't be so silly, I have ears right on my head.
Matt: Well what did the nice airhostess just say?
Jeff: Thank you…
Matt: And…
Jeff: Flying…
Matt: Jeff the woman said we would be in The North Pole soon!!!
Jeff: Okay master…
Matt: Jeff don't call me that again.
Jeff: Okay master
Kurt: Woo!
Matt: Kurt may we help you?
Kurt: No, why do you ask?
Matt: Well you said woo!
Kurt: And…
Matt: Lita help me!
Lita: Matt……I dint say that…
Matt: WHAT?
Austin: What?
Kurt: What?
Austin: What?
Jeff: What?
A&K: No…
Jeff: Oh
Matt: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!
Lita: I dint say that…
Steph: Guys, is one of my boobs bigger than the other?
Y2J: Well…
Matt: Steph please…I don't really need to be talking about-
Y2J: No they both look fake.
Steph: That wasn't the question!
Y2J: Well it DOESNT MATTER WHAT THE QUESTION WAS SLUT! Hehe I can be the rock, but seriously, id expect there to be some shrinkage in this weather I mean any colder and we can break them off and pop them in my drink
Steph: At least I don't try and look like a girl because I'm jealous of how much more balls the girl I'm obsessive about has than me...
Y2J: Huh?
Matt: Yea Steph what are you babbling on about?
Steph: Oh shut up!
R.V.D: Guys, everything is cool when you're R.V.D!
Matt: Rob, what does that have to do with this situation?
Jeff: Nothing but he is R.V.D!
Matt: (Knocking R.V.D and Jeff together) That's them two sorted out!
Lita: Matt…I-
Kurt: Oh would you please-
Y2J: Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah…who gave you permission to be Y2J? You are nowhere near cool enough to be the ayatollah of rock n' Rollah so would you please SHUT THE HELL UP!
Rock: Did someone mention pie?
Kurt: What? Pie, WHAT?
Austin: (Making girly panting noise) Kurt…you said my word!!!
Rock: Eh……eh…The Rock says-
Austin: And that's the bottom line 'cos Stone Cold said so…
All: ……What?
Austin: Woo!
Kurt: What in the blue hell…
Rock: I dint say that…
Lita: The pixies like the North Pole as the hokaninnys play alllll night
Perry: If-
Matt: OH MY GOD…UNLESS YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOW I WILL…I WILL…
Jeff: Yea he will!
Trish: What?
Kurt: Woo! You better not shout, you not cry, you better not…pout cos I am telling you why…Angle is coming to-
Jeff: UM…you will be put on Santa's bad list if you imitate him!
Matt: Jeff do you even know what that word means?
Jeff: Yes, it means if you scare someone.
Matt: That's intimidate and that isn't what it means…shut up Jeff.
Jeff: Maybe I don't understand you guys because I am an alien…blablablachuggachuggachugga…woo woo!
Kurt: Now who is on the bad list? Stealing other peoples words are bad…your naughty!
Trish: Matt are we the only sane ones here?
H.H: No citizen Stratus, I am here…
Matt: So basically yea…
"We will soon be landing in The North Pole, ho ho ho…"
Y2J: Sounds like Steph!
"…so please return to your seats and fasten your seat belts and from all of us here at Ryanair, Merry Christmas."
Jeff: SANTA…WE ARE GOING TO SEE SANTA! YAY SANTA! I LOVE SANTA!
Matt: Oh brother, I wish I wasn't here right now…
Kurt: Matt I know something to sing and it will make you feel free…I'm free. I'm free, I'm free, yea he yeayea!
Matt: What is that?
Kurt: I'm free by Cred.
Rock: What in the blue hell-
Trish: Rock, sssshhh…I will repay you later if you-
Rock: Eh…eh
Trish: Candyass pig!
Jeff: Trish I will shut up if you re-
Trish: No Jeff!
Jeff: Fine…SANTA BABY HERE I COME!
Kurt: Wooo!
(Matt hits both Kurt and Jeff's heads together as the plane starts to land.)
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Not very good I know, its my first comedy so don't be too harsh.
Like always I want to say a MASSIVE thanks to Twyst_Of_Fate_Gurl cos without her this story would be worse than it is. She helped me with the puns etc so go read her stories please, thank you!