Intro: This story will turn you into a drooling MORON WITH A MOUTH FULL OF
CORN!! So beware!*eerie music*
**WARNING**THIS STORY MAKES LITTLE OR NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
Fiiiiig newton I know where you live, Narf! Dare to be stupid I say!! Make big Wilma happy! Moo! ABCDEFG... Hello, I'm a monkey and I like to climb on things! Eek! Eek!
a dramatic story, by me, Ryo.
Suddenly, the peace embasadors of the Lego people, got a flat tire on the way to Venus! Since they didn't have another spare plastic wheel, they walked the rest of the way. But it was pretty hard since they were in space, and the dreaded space cats where nearby. They wanted figs, and where willing to fight to the death for them. Luckilly, Ameria Wil Telsa Saillune, a follower of the Lego people, gave them their figs, and they left. She then flew to Irk, to play chess with the Tallest.
Meanwhile...Zim got bumped on his lil greenhead and was knocked unconsious for several days. When he awoke, he was about to have "Weird Al" Yankovic CDs shoved down his throat by Dib! Zim was greatly angered, and a magical fairy named Jones granted Zim super farting abilities! Zim farted his way out of Dib's lab...thing.
All of Dib's senses where greatly numbed and he fell into a giant vat of Cream Cheese That Makes You Stupid! And Dib became stupid! And cream cheesey! Then Til, Dib's vampire friend, walked with an Icee, and saw Dib prancing around going "durr!" She knew what this meant. Til pulled a bag of chips out of her pocket and ate them with the cream cheese on Dib. The stupidness had no effect on her because she was already stupid!(Til: AM NOT!) And dead!
**NOTICE** This next paragraph consists of 5 10 word sentences that just say...FIG!
Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig. Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig. Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig. Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig. Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig.
Just then, a gigantic plush bunny walked into Zim's lab. It brought news of a Yoshi apocolypse. Zim, not beliving the bunny, smacked it silly and called it Bob. G.I.R then played hop-scotch outside with the bunny. But it turns out, the bunny right, and a great army of Yoshi's marched into town in knit sweaters being led by a Russian general! Zim was shocked, and realizing he couldn't fight them all off on his own, asked Dib for help. They made Corn Rays, which turned the Yoshis into delicious ears of corn. It worked. They were scrumdiddilyumptious.
After the fight, Zim and Dib became best friends, and they painted themselves silver. They wanted to sparkle. And they got high off the silver paint. Dib stripped to the Rainbow Brite theme. What a sight for sore eyes...maybe. Zim exercised with Richard Simmons. After that, Zim got a whole bunch of hoes.
But Zim didn't want hoes, he wanted to ask Gaz to marry him. So, he gave her a new Vampire Piggy Hunter game and asked "Will you marry me?". So she did. And what an interesting marrage it was. Nny was the flower girl. Til was the best man. G.I.R was the bride's maid. Dib was...just...there. Jhonen was there too. Weddings make him cry.
Then, the Lego People turned evil and destroyed all the gifts. Zim slapped them on the wrists, and they said sorry.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, almost forgot, Til ate corn. *dramatic music*
**WARNING**THIS STORY MAKES LITTLE OR NO SENSE WHATSOEVER.
Fiiiiig newton I know where you live, Narf! Dare to be stupid I say!! Make big Wilma happy! Moo! ABCDEFG... Hello, I'm a monkey and I like to climb on things! Eek! Eek!
a dramatic story, by me, Ryo.
Suddenly, the peace embasadors of the Lego people, got a flat tire on the way to Venus! Since they didn't have another spare plastic wheel, they walked the rest of the way. But it was pretty hard since they were in space, and the dreaded space cats where nearby. They wanted figs, and where willing to fight to the death for them. Luckilly, Ameria Wil Telsa Saillune, a follower of the Lego people, gave them their figs, and they left. She then flew to Irk, to play chess with the Tallest.
Meanwhile...Zim got bumped on his lil greenhead and was knocked unconsious for several days. When he awoke, he was about to have "Weird Al" Yankovic CDs shoved down his throat by Dib! Zim was greatly angered, and a magical fairy named Jones granted Zim super farting abilities! Zim farted his way out of Dib's lab...thing.
All of Dib's senses where greatly numbed and he fell into a giant vat of Cream Cheese That Makes You Stupid! And Dib became stupid! And cream cheesey! Then Til, Dib's vampire friend, walked with an Icee, and saw Dib prancing around going "durr!" She knew what this meant. Til pulled a bag of chips out of her pocket and ate them with the cream cheese on Dib. The stupidness had no effect on her because she was already stupid!(Til: AM NOT!) And dead!
**NOTICE** This next paragraph consists of 5 10 word sentences that just say...FIG!
Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig. Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig. Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig. Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig. Fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig fig.
Just then, a gigantic plush bunny walked into Zim's lab. It brought news of a Yoshi apocolypse. Zim, not beliving the bunny, smacked it silly and called it Bob. G.I.R then played hop-scotch outside with the bunny. But it turns out, the bunny right, and a great army of Yoshi's marched into town in knit sweaters being led by a Russian general! Zim was shocked, and realizing he couldn't fight them all off on his own, asked Dib for help. They made Corn Rays, which turned the Yoshis into delicious ears of corn. It worked. They were scrumdiddilyumptious.
After the fight, Zim and Dib became best friends, and they painted themselves silver. They wanted to sparkle. And they got high off the silver paint. Dib stripped to the Rainbow Brite theme. What a sight for sore eyes...maybe. Zim exercised with Richard Simmons. After that, Zim got a whole bunch of hoes.
But Zim didn't want hoes, he wanted to ask Gaz to marry him. So, he gave her a new Vampire Piggy Hunter game and asked "Will you marry me?". So she did. And what an interesting marrage it was. Nny was the flower girl. Til was the best man. G.I.R was the bride's maid. Dib was...just...there. Jhonen was there too. Weddings make him cry.
Then, the Lego People turned evil and destroyed all the gifts. Zim slapped them on the wrists, and they said sorry.
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh yeah, almost forgot, Til ate corn. *dramatic music*