Disclaimer: I do not own Total Drama or the Eurovision. All rights go to their respective owners. All 30 OC's were created by me.
Author's Notes -
1. The personalities of the contestants do not reflect my views on their respective countries. Most of the characters were assigned to countries randomly.
2. My country, Ireland, is not featured in this contest (mainly because Total Drama is not very well known and only broadcasts on an obscure kids channel called "Kix!") so I will not be biased in the voting
3. This is a European spin-off of Total Drama and does not affect the canon timeline, but if you want to know when it's set, it is set before and during Total Drama Pahkitew Island
4. This is set the summer after the 2014 Eurovision in Copenhagen
Euro-drama Roadtrip, Episode 1 – 28 countries, 1 winner
A man in his mid 30s who looked so similar to Chris McLean it was uncanny, faced the camera and he announced the following – "Yo, what's up viewers of Europe. I'm Ruben Anderrson, from Stockholm, Sweden, and this is Euro-drama Roadtrip!
Recently, the EBU paid Fresh TV big sums of cash to create a version of Total Drama where one teenager from every European country that broadcasts Total Drama come together for a battle of 1,000,000 euros, or an equivalent sum in their currency. They will also give their country the chance to host Euro-drama the following year.
Since there was no way of determining a host country this year, the EBU decided that this year's contestants would go on a road trip on a bus across Europe, stopping to do a challenge in every participating country.
[Bus toilet:
Ruben: As with the original franchise, they will be able to confess their deepest darkest secrets in the bus' toilet]
In total, there will be 28 teens participating, one for each country (Albania, Belarus, Bosnia-Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Denmark, Finland, France, Greece, Hungary, Iceland, Israel, Italy, Latvia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, Russia, San Marino, Serbia, Slovenia, Sweden, The Netherlands and Ukraine) that broadcasts Total Drama and they were eligible as long as they were aged between 16 and 18 and were able to speak English fluently, and they should be starting to arrive about…"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY HERE!"
A short tanned teenager with long brown hair and light stubble rushed towards the host.
"Hey, you didn't let me finish my line!" Ruben protested.
"Sorry, but Total Drama and Eurovision are like my two favourite things in the world," the short teenager replied.
Ruben sighed – "Here is the Greek contestant, Marios!"
Marios bowed – "Thank you, now when do I get my t-shirt?"
Ruben looked shocked – "We didn't say anything about t-shirts in the promos."
"Really?" Marios replied. "Hmmm…"
Ruben rolled his eyes and continued – "The next contestant to arrive is our Swedish contestant – and also my personal favourite – Amanda!"
"You're just saying that because you're Swedish," Marios protested, but Ruben ignored him.
Amanda continued to walk up. She was quite attractive, and she had blonde hair that went just above shoulder length.
"Hello little boy," she said sweetly to Marios. "What's your name?"
[Bus Toilet – [Name (Country)]
Marios (Greece) – "Who does she think she's fooling? It's clear that she's going to be the new Heather. She's just trying to keep her friends close and her enemies closer!"]
"And now we have our Norwegian entrant, and also a classic example of a Type B personality," Ruben continued. "Tyge!"
Tyge wore a beanie on his head, and he had long blonde hair flowing out of it.
"What's up guys?" Tyge replied.
Marios looked like he'd found a priceless diamond.
[Bus Toilet:
Marios (Greece) – Ah…the B-types. And I've been researching this guy, and I think he could go on to win! Though they might vote him off as a threat – I hope I didn't jinx it]
The next girl to arrive had long flowing blonde hair, but it was more significant that she was sitting on a motorized wheelchair.
"Hey guys, I'm Sanna," she said as she wheeled herself up. "I'm the Danish entrant, and I can't believe I'm here! This is going to be awesome!"
[Bus Toilet:
Marios (Greece): Trust me, you shouldn't underestimate her. She may be paraplegic, but…
Ruben [bursting in]: Okay! That's it! Five people haven't even arrived yet and you've already made three confessionals. Out!
Marios: But…
Ruben: OUT!
Marios: No way. You can't make me! I've taken judo!]
By the time Ruben had dragged a screaming Marios out of the bus, another contestant had arrived.
This guy had messy brown hair and a light beard over his chin.
"Hey guyz," he squealed as he skipped to the others. He had a high-pitched voice. "I am Rikard and I am, like, so psyched to be here."
"100 Euros says he's gay," Amanda whispered to Marios.
"He is," Marios replied. "The Finnish broadcasters chose him because of political reasons. And you do realize 100 Euros is worth about 1,000 krónas."
"So," Amanda replied, her hands on her hips. "You don't think I can afford that?"
"Oh no, I wasn't saying that," Marios replied, stammering. "Please don't hurt me."
"Oh, I would never hurt a little boy like you," Amanda replied sweetly, and she walked off.
"You aren't fooling anyone!" Marios yelled at her. "And for your information I'm turning 17 next month!"
"Yeah, sure you are," Ruben said, as he pushed the Greek out of the camera view. "Here's our Latvian entrant, Pavils!"
"Hey Andersson!" the Latvian exclaimed as he back-flipped over. He had long-ish blonde hair, and it looked like a mullet when he was upside-down.
He was upright when he landed.
"You have some smooth moves!" Amanda cheered, and she put her arm around his shoulders. "I'm Amanda by the way." Pavils chuckled.
Marios stood in the corner, shaking his head in disbelief.
"And now, our Russian entrant, Shay!" announced Ruben.
The guy rushing over had short blonde hair, a large nose, and he had a strong obesity problem.
"Woo-hoo!" he cheered, as he waddled over. "I'm can't believe I'm here! This is awesome!"
"Welcome, Shay!" Ruben announced. "Adventure awaits!"
"Woo-hoo!" Shay cheered again, and some of the others cheered as well for encouragement.
Marios shrugged – "He's clearly a rip-off of Owen."
Sanna, who happened to be next to him, said – "No offence, but do you have to keep doing commentary?"
"Sorry, is it annoying you?" Marios asked politely. "I was just providing the viewers with information."
"Why do you need to do that when we've got a much better person doing it already?" Ruben said, pointing at himself. "Seriously kid, leave this to the professionals. Next is our Polish contender, Anton!"
The guy called Anton had neatly combed blonde hair, and he looked very prim and proper. He had a huge smile on his face.
"Hello fellow contestants," he said politely. "It's very nice to meet you girls…I mean guys…I mean…OH I SCREWED IT UP!"
"Dude, are you okay?" Tyge asked him.
"Oh yes…I'm fine…" Anton replied. "I'm as perfect as pie! No, that doesn't sound right! Głupi!"
"You don't sound fine…" said Tyge.
"I'M FINE!" Anton yelled. "But thanks for asking," he added politely.
"Our next contestant is our Icelandic contestant, Johannes!" Ruben announced, and the two high-fived.
"Please, call me Joe," he replied, and he corrected the fedora he was wearing. There was long blonde hair coming out of it. "And I must say, Ruben is an awesome name."
"Well, thank you," Ruben replied, beaming.
"Now, return the compliment," Johannes replied. "I need 50 euros."
"Pardon?" Ruben replied, confused.
"C'mon, I don't give compliments for nothin', and everybody out there gotta make a living," Johannes replied, and he pretended to wipe a tear from his eye.
Ruben sniffed as well, "I'll give you 100."
"Thank you," Johannes replied. "Mamma will be so happy."
As Johannes walked over to the others, waving the €100 bill, Marios said – "Wow, you are slick!"
"Thanks," Johannes replied. "It took me 3 years to get the voice right."
Ruben, who had overheard them talking, started to grit his teeth in anger, but he managed to return to his original mood for the camera – "And now we have our Dutch entry – Emilia!"
"Whoooooooo!" Emilia yelled as she rushed to the bus. She had messy blonde pigtails. "I can't believe I'm here! I've been watching Total Drama ever since the beginning! This is amazing!"
"Well, aren't you a bundle of joy!" exclaimed Sanna, who drove herself over to Emilia.
"Wow, you're in a wheelchair!" Emilia exclaimed excitedly, pointing at Sanna.
"Excuse me?" Sanna replied, raising an eyebrow.
"Whoops, sorry," Emilia replied, blushing. "My English teacher was in a wheelchair and we used to say the sentence all the time. We can still be friends, right?"
"Erm, okay," replied Sanna, who was getting weirded out, but she still smiled.
"All the way from Belarus, we have Angessa!" Ruben announced. "Agnessa!" he said again because nobody arrived.
After a few seconds a girl slowly crept out from behind a wall.
"It's okay, don't be shy," Ruben said sweetly (which was probably a first). "Come on, I have a show to run."
The girl finally reached the bus. She had long blonde hair and she wasn't wearing any makeup, but that didn't prevent her from being incredibly hot.
"Hi," Pavils said, drooling.
Agnessa put her hands in front of her face. "Don't spit on me!" she yelled.
"I wasn't going to spit on you," Pavils replied. "You're just really good-looking."
"Oh, you're too kind," Agnessa replied, smiling, and she joined the others.
Pavils cartwheeled over to Marios. "What is wrong with her?" he whispered.
"Her parents died when she was seven and she's lived on the streets ever since, and people often robbed her and mugged her," Marios replied.
"How could anyone mug such a hottie?" Pavils asked, but Marios shushed him.
Ruben continued – "It's our Ukrainian entrant – Symon!"
Symon had short black hair, but it was long enough to flick around like Justin Beiber. The only difference between him and Justin Beiber was that Symon was actually good-looking. He was hot-hot-hot!
"Hello handsome," Amanda said, crawling her fingers up his arm. "Care to be in an alliance."
"Sure," Symon replied, and they both smiled.
"They never listen," Marios muttered.
"You didn't actually tell him…" Rikard replied.
"Well, it's obvious!" Marios interrupted angrily.
"Do you think Symon would go out with me?" Rikard asked.
"Yeah, maybe," Marios replied politely, though he seriously doubted it.
The next person to arrive was a girl with reddish-blonde hair.
"Let's welcome the Hungarian entry," announced Ruben. "Dani!"
"Thanks Ruben," Dani replied. "Now, would you happen to know the time?"
"Um…yes," answered Ruben, and he looked at his watch, only it wasn't there.
"I have it," Dani replied, giggling. "I happen to be a bit of a fingersmith, but don't worry; I only steal from people I don't like."
"Way to reveal your secret to the whole world," remarked Amanda, rolling her eyes.
"Well unlike you she's not a villain!" interrupted Marios.
"Are you absolutely 100% sure you're not being delusional?" Rikard asked him.
"Oh sure, stick up for your neighbour!" protested Marios. "You're Finnish and she's Swedish. It's just so typical!"
Rikard burst into tears, and he used his right hand as a fan.
"It's okay," Amanda said to Rikard, and she wrapped her arms around him. "He's just being mean."
"You're hot and all, but I'm into guys," Rikard replied.
[Bus Toilet –
Marios (Greece) – "Did you know that Turkey was going to broadcast this show but they didn't because of Rikard? What a bunch of homophobes!
[Ruben bursts in again]
Ruben (Host) – "Do you want me to drag you out again?"
Marios – "Sorry, I just really had to pee. I was on my way out!"]
The next girl to arrive had light brown hair that was curly and went down to her shoulders.
"Our Romanian entry is here!" Ruben announced. "Please welcome Stela!"
Stela didn't even look at Ruben, but she did say to Marios – "I bet you that the next contestant to arrive won't be Estonian. €5, what do you say?"
"There is no Estonian contestant," Marios replied.
"Okay," Stela replied. "But I bet they definitely won't be Greek."
"I'm Greek," Marios answered, who was getting really annoyed.
"Fine then," Stela replied. "But I am absolutely certain they won't be French. €10, take it or leave it."
"I think I'll pass," Marios said.
"Oh come on. Why won't anyone gamble with me anymore?" Stela complained.
"And coming in next is our French contestant," Ruben announced. "Please welcome Eloise!"
"See, you could have just won €10!" exclaimed Stela. Marios rolled his eyes.
"I don't have time for introduction. I am only here for the money," Eloise interrupted, and she didn't even look at Ruben.
"Hey I know you!" exclaimed Sanna. "You're a supermodel from France!"
"Yeah," agreed Emilia. "You're always on the cover of my friend's Vogue collection!"
"You!" Eloise yelled at Agnessa, who jumped in shock. "What modelling agency are you part of?"
"Well…" stammered Agnessa. "I'm not…um…actually part of any modelling agency."
"A likely story," Eloise replied. "You're going down."
Agnessa gulped.
"Next is our Italian contender, Jessie!" Ruben announced, but nobody arrived.
"Jessie!" he yelled louder. "Is she there?"
"I will come in my own time, no need to rush me!" Jessie replied. She had long black hair and a nose-piercing.
"Jessie," Ruben said. "What's up?"
Jessie walked past without even looking at him, just like Stela and Eloise just did.
The host sighed – "Why does everyone have to keep ignoring me?"
"They don't have to, they just choose not to," Jessie replied. "And I can't blame 'em."
She slowly walked past the others, and she kicked Marios on the way.
"Ouch!" Marios yelled, and he clutched his leg. "What was that for?"
"I dunno, I just felt like it," Jessie replied, shrugging.
A girl with black hair going over her face and black eye-shadow was the next to arrive.
"Adrijana, our Slovene contestant," announced Ruben. "How are you on this fine day?"
"Rubbish," Adrijana replied. "And it's not a fine day, it's cold! And I can't believe my parents auditioned me for this. Total Drama is a disgrace to mankind. Bridgette is a cannibal and Trent is a mass-murderer who kills people with his so-called 'singing'. FACT!"
"What kind of Wikipedia are you on?" Marios asked her.
"Wikipedia is full of lies, kid," Adrijana replied. "They say that YouTube is a site for sharing videos to a wider audience, though we all know it's a website for drug dealing. At least I think it says that, but I'm not sure because the Slovene translations on Wikipedia are rubbish."
"Really?" replied Marios. "I think they're quite good."
"Yeah, of course…" Adrijana replied, but then she paused before continuing. "You speak Slovene?"
"Yeah," Marios replied proudly. "I also speak Dutch, German, French, Italian, English, Danish, Swedish, Luxembourgish, Norwegian, Spanish, Finnish, Serbian, Croatian, Portuguese, Bosnian, Maltese, Irish, Hebrew, Greek, Turkish, Arabic, Icelandic, Estonian, Romanian, Slovak, Lithuanian, Hungarian, Russian, Polish, Macedonian, Latvian, Catalan, Ukrainian, Montenegrin, Albanian, Bulgarian, Czech, Armenian, Romani, Azeri, Georgian and Udmurt, which is the language the Russian Grannies from Eurovision 2012 speak."
Most of the others were astonished.
"You know all those languages!?" yelled Anton. "I had to take remedial English so I could be on this show!"
"I agree," Tyge added. "I can only speak six." That made Anton stomp off in frustration.
Adrijana looked impressed for a split-second, and then she said – "You must have a lot of free time. Get a life, kid!"
[Bus Toilet:
Anton (Poland): Tyge is in a permanently good mood, and yet he can speak SIX languages?
Okay, I know what I'll have to do. I'll have to think 'chill'. Think 'relaxed'.
[He sits cross-legged on the toilet]
Think 'chill'. Think 'chill'. Wow! I'm really doing it!
[He falls into the toilet]
GRRRRRRRR!]
"Why is your bum all wet?" Emilia asked Anton as he stomped out of the bus.
"I don't want to talk about it," Anton replied angrily.
By this time another girl had arrived, and she had brown hair in a bob hairstyle. She also wore a doctor's coat.
As Anton continued to stomp, he accidentally tripped over a twig and fell, and the girl immediately rushed over.
"Hi," she said. "I'm Alma, and I'm from Croatia. Are you okay? I have a first aid kit!"
"It's okay, I'm fine…" Anton said, but Alma had already burst open her first aid kit and she started to wrap a bandage around Anton's right leg.
While she did this, a guy with short blonde hair, a beard and a neck that was so large it was clear that he was serious bodybuilder.
"Our Bosnian entrant everybody, it's Mirzo!" announced Ruben.
"Wow," exclaimed Amanda, and she held up one of Mirzo toned arms. "You're really buff."
"Could you not do that?" Mirzo asked. "It's kind of freaking me out."
"You should be flattered," Amanda continued. "It's not like everyone has a six-pack."
"Why is it a big deal?" Mirzo asked. "You can see all my veins."
"Never mind," groaned Amanda and she stomped off. Marios couldn't look more pleased.
"And now we have the San Marinese entry," Ruben said. "Welcome Berto!"
The San Marinese entrant had brown hair and he wore a sunhat on his head. He was carrying a fishing rod in his left hand.
"Hi," he said. "Sorry, I'm obsessed with fishing."
[Bus Toilet:
Anton (Poland): Oh well, anything's better than doctors. I still can't get these bandages off!]
"They don't have any lakes in San Marino!" protested Adrijana.
"How do you know?" asked Marios, raising an eyebrow.
"It says there is on Wikipedia, so it's obviously wrong," Adrijana replied. "It also says…OOF!"
Adrijana was knocked to the ground by a guy with chin-length blonde hair and stubble and he was vibrating like a massage-chair.
"S-sorry," he said. "I'm j-just r-really f-full of energy!"
"This is our Serbian entrant," Ruben explained. "His name is Luko and I think he had…say…20 cans of energy drink this morning."
"Can't that kill you?" interrupted Alma, who had just finished bandaging up Anton.
"I don't feel dead I feel alive ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!" Luko screamed, and continued to cartwheel all over the place.
"Hey, that's my move!" protested Pavils.
"And next we have, all the way from Montenegro, Anka!" announced Ruben.
Anka had long black hair that went down to the middle of her back, and she had quite an annoyed look on her face.
"I'd watch my step if I were you," said Ruben to Anka, pointing at Luko who was still dancing around like a lunatic.
"I will do first, and then think later," said Anka angrily, so it wasn't a shock that when she walked into the group, Luko flew into her, and she fell to the ground and ended up busting her chin.
"Meh, no pain, no gain," she said.
"I have band-aids!" yelled Alma, and she rushed over.
"So…" continued Ruben. "Anka, the Montenegrin entrant has just arrived so next we should have…
Katerina from Macedonia."
The Macedonian girl had dark blonde hair with pigtails that looked like cat ears.
"I think I'm getting an allergic reaction!" Anton yelled, and his face started going all red.
"What allergies do you have?" Alma asked him.
"Cat hair and bananas," Anton replied.
"I don't think I have a cure for those," Alma said. "Maybe there's a cat nearby."
"Why don't you ask the girl with the cat ears?" Adrijana suggested angrily, pointing at Katerina.
Katerina gulped, and then she said – "Okay, I love cats, but I haven't got any on me. Seriously."
"Then show us your bag!" ordered Anton.
"I don't have to show you anything!" Katerina protested. "I keep my journal in this bag."
"July 21st, just packed cat into suitcase. I might give someone an allergic reaction," Anton answered sarcastically.
"Wow, this allergic reaction is making you cranky," said a concerned Alma. "Maybe you should lie down or something."
[Bus Toilet:
Amanda (Sweden): Alma, I honestly don't think the allergic reaction was making him cranky. Seriously, he's even more uptight than Courtney.]
"Contestant #24!" announced Ruben. "All the way from Bulgaria, it's Tia!"
Tia waved at the camera, and she smiled, but there was nothing else sweet about her. Her hair was blonde with blue, pink and green highlights, and it was styled up to be all spiky. She had two piercings in each ear, and a further seven above her eyebrows.
"Are you a gypsy?" Luko, who had long since calmed down, asked.
Tia grabbed him by his t-shirt and yelled – "Do I look a gypsy? I am a punk-rocker, is that clear?"
"Yes!" squeaked Luko.
Tia shook her head. "I get bad-tempered sometimes," she said. "Sorry."
"Okay," Luko replied, a little freaked out.
"Brace yourselves, ladies!" a high-pitched voice yelled from behind the wall. "For it's me, all the way from Tirana, Albania; Aleksander Maxhuni, also known as 'Alex', and I am the bad boy of this season!"
He came strolling in, and he was doing a cool walk. He did it well, but he wasn't fooling anyone.
He had chin-length black hair that also went over his face, an ear-ring in his right ear, and a very skinny physique.
As he continued to do the cool walk, he looked at Tia, held his fist in the air, and said – "Rock on, girl! Are you free Saturday night?"
"That's the rock that you use for 'rock, paper, scissors'," Tia replied. "And I will not baby-sit you on Saturday night. Understood?"
"What? You don't believe I can be a bad boy. Watch this!" Aleksander replied. He looked around and stomped over to the smallest person he could see, which happened to be Marios.
"You're going down, Shortstuff!" Aleksander yelled, and he attempted to pounce on Marios, but Marios caught his leg and flipped him over.
"Nice try!" Marios replied. "But I'm a black-belt in judo."
"I realize that," moaned Aleksander, who was flat on the ground.
"Yes," Tia said sarcastically, helping Aleksander up. "You are totally a bad boy."
"Are you okay?" Alma asked him. "You look really chewed up. I have some band-aids."
"Trust me, I'm fine," Aleksander replied.
"Stop pretending you're tough when you aren't!" Alma yelled angrily. "Come on, I'll give you some treatment."
"We now have 25 contestants on the dock!" Ruben announced. "Just three more to go, and then I can go off to my relaxing RV! Next we have, Zeferino from Portugal!"
Zeferino was small-ish and his hair was neatly combed. He also had a beard, and he was quite good-looking, but it was nothing unbelievable.
He slowly walked to the bus, and he looked at Ruben for a second, before shuddering.
[Bus Toilet:
Mirzo (Bosnia): Can't say I blame him. It's actually creepy how similar Ruben looks to Chris McLean]
Zeferino didn't do much once he got to the dock. He just waved at the others.
[Bus Toilet:
Zeferino (Portugal): I'm a bit of a shy romantic. I'd quite like to leave this show with a girlfriend, but I'm a bit too nervous to do it. I wish I wasn't such a coward!]
Ruben pressed a button on a walkie-talkie and spoke – "Could you send the last two contestants together? I don't think I can go much longer without my hot tub."
"Roger that," someone said on the other end in a muffled voice.
Ruben put the walkie-talkie back in his pocket, and faced the camera.
"Finally, from Cyprus and Israel respectively, we have Lou and Hadi."
Two guys came out from behind the cinderblock wall. One of them was white with blonde chin-length hair and small hooped earrings.
The other had Asian-coloured skin and he had chin-length hair and a beard.
In case you don't already realize, Lou is the first guy and Hadi is the second guy
"I can't believe I'm here!" Hadi cheered. "I've wanted to be on Total Drama for ages, and now that they've got this European version I can finally do it!
I hope I'll be able to show off my mechanical skills!
What do you want to do?"
Lou didn't reply.
"Did you not hear what I said?" Hadi asked angrily.
Lou shook himself. "I'm sorry, what did you say?" he asked.
"Ugh!" Hadi groaned.
"Okay guys, 28 contestants have now arrived," Ruben said quickly. "You will be living on this bus for the next 28 days – if you survive that long; and you will driven by my great Norwegian friend – Hans!"
"You know very well that I hate you!" yelled a deep, burly voice. The camera showed a great big man with a huge beard. He was wearing black jeans and a dark green sweater.
"This is Hans the bus driver!" Ruben announced. "Good luck with him. Now, I've got to jet, my hot tub is getting cold!"
"But hot tubs…" Marios yelled.
"Nobody cares," Aleksander interrupted, and he rolled his eyes.
"I can flip you over again, you do know that?" Marios said.
Once Ruben had left, everyone just stood around, not saying a word. They were scared to death of this hairy guy, especially after he yelled at Ruben.
"So," Hans said cheerfully. "Is anyone going to say anything?"
This was a shock to many.
"Wait a minute," Amanda said. "You're actually nice?"
"Of course," Hans replied. "Unless you count Ruben. I hate that has-been so much; and it doesn't matter how mean I am to him – it's the producers who pay us. Now get into the bus, you're all freezing to death."
[Bus Toilet:
Marios (Greece): Now that Ruben is gone, I guess I can use the confessional as much as I want.
Now I just want to make this clear to anyone who is wondering – "How did Adrijana get past the national selection?"
The truth is there was no national selection in Slovenia. The producers of the Slovene broadcaster came to the conclusion that Total Drama is pretty much anyone's game, so they picked a random audition and let them represent Slovenia]
"Before you get settled down, there's something we need to do," Hans announced. "Ruben gave me this box of t-shirts with country flags on them, and you're all required to wear the t-shirt with your country's flag."
"You're kidding," Adrijana groaned. "I would rather eat my arm than wear that fabric."
"Suit yourself," Hans replied. "I think I've got a saw somewhere. You can cut your arm off with that."
"Hey, it was only a figure of speech!" Adrijana said quickly, and she popped on the t-shirt, and everyone quickly followed her
[Bus Toilet:
Johannes (Iceland): I don't know how I'm supposed to do smooth talking in this cheap t-shirt, but I'll manage somehow
Agnessa (Belarus): This is the nicest thing I've ever worn. You don't exactly wear fine clothes when you live on the street.
Marios (Greece): I will wear blue and white with pride]
Once everyone had changed, Hans continued –
"There are 28 seats on this bus, not including the driver's seat, but it does include two front seats. I am going to give one of them to Tyge, since he is also Norwegian, and the other one to Sanna. Consider it a priority seat."
"It sounds like you're mocking my disability," Sanna replied angrily. "But I'll take it."
"The other seats are up for grabs, and you can take one…now!"
The 26 contestants who hadn't been reserved a seat quickly scrambled to get a chair.
"Symon, let's take a seat together," said Amanda.
"Sounds good," Symon replied.
"Got a seat!" cheered Luko.
"Me too!" said Mirzo.
"Ditto!" cheered Jessie, Tia, Anka, Johannes, Emilia and Dani.
"I think I'll take these two seats," said Adrijana. "And no one else can sit here."
"Lou, we should sit together," Marios said to him. "Politically, our countries are best friends."
"Erm…okay," Lou replied, though he had no idea what Marios was talking about.
"Tia, can I sit with you?" Aleksander asked.
"Drop dead!" Tia replied angrily.
"Is that seat taken?" Pavils asked Luko.
"Nope, be my guest," Luko replied, patting the seat.
"Anton, I should sit with you in case you have another accident," Alma said.
Agnessa grabbed a window seat, but Eloise pushed her off of it.
"Get your own seat, you supermodel wannabe!" she yelled angrily.
"Agnessa sit here!" Dani exclaimed, and Agnessa obeyed.
[Bus Toilet:
Agnessa (Belarus): I think that is the first time anyone has ever done something nice for me. That felt good.]
"I think that is the first time anyone has ever done anything nice for me," Agnessa said to Dani.
"Trust me, there will be more to come," Dani replied. "And don't worry; I'm not going to steal from you. You're a great person."
"Can I sit here?" Shay asked Mirzo.
"I'm sitting here!" Katerina said to Jessie.
"No you aren't," Jessie replied.
[Bus Toilet:
Katerina (Macedonia): That's when I remembered, she's a rebel. She'll never do what she's told.]
"All right then," Katerina replied. "I'm not sitting here!"
"Oh yes you are!" Jessie yelled, and she yanked Katerina onto the seat.
"I'm going to sit you since you're the only guy left!" Rikard said to Johannes.
"But don't you want to make some friends? You might find yourself making a hard decision by trying to choose a boyfriend," Johannes replied.
"Good point, I'll sit somewhere else," Rikard said, and he sat with Anka.
[Bus Toilet:
Johannes (Iceland): Phew, I still have it! And don't worry if you didn't understand, even I had no idea what I was saying!]
There were now only five left without a seat: Berto, Zeferino, Aleksander, Hadi and Stela.
"Can I sit here?" Hadi asked Johannes.
"Sure, that suits me," Johannes replied.
Stela and Zeferino grabbed seats next to Eloise and Emilia respectively.
The only seat left was next to Tia, and Berto and Aleksander both rushed to get it.
"Please Tia? This is the last seat. Adrijana won't let anyone sit with her? Please, please, PLEASE!" Aleksander pleaded.
"Fine," Tia sighed. "You can sit here, but no hitting on me!"
"Thanks," gasped Aleksander, and he pushed Berto out of the way.
Berto looked at Adrijana hopefully.
"That's tragic," Adrijana replied sarcastically, as she played with her black nails. "Looks like you're standing."
[Bus Toilet:
Berto (San Marino): Oh well, looks like I'm sleeping here. That is, until Marios kicks me out so he can make yet another confessional.
Marios (Greece): Don't worry, Berto is fine, I let him sit with Lou]
"Does your leg still hurt?" Lou asked Berto.
"Kind of, but Marios is stronger than he looks," Berto replied. "What are you drawing?"
"Where?" Lou asked.
"You're drawing something on the window," Berto replied.
"Oh, that!" Lou exclaimed. "Every artist has their medium – paint, crayons, sand, etc. I like to draw pictures out of window fog."
"It's really good," Berto replied. "What is it of?"
"I thought I'd draw a group photo of everyone on the bus," Lou replied, pointing at the window. There were about 15 figures on the window.
"Which one is me?" Berto asked.
"I haven't drawn you yet," Lou replied. "I'm in the middle of drawing Adrijana."
"I love the worry marks that you put on her forehead," Berto remarked, and they both laughed.
"Okay, campers!" Hans announced. "We're about to leave. Make sure your seatbelts are on – if any of you get injured the show gets sued!"
[Bus Toilet:
Anka (Montenegro): In Total Drama they were all given a large contract which mostly said you couldn't sue the show if you got seriously injured. But in this show, you're allowed to sue if you a get a splinter!
This is going to be a boring show!]
"What country are we going to first?" Tyge asked Hans.
"Finland," Hans replied. "But I won't spoil the challenge just yet."
"Yay!" Rikard cheered. "That's my country!"
Anka sighed, and slapped him across the head.
"What was that for?" Rikard cried, and he rubbed his nose.
"I dunno," Anka replied. "Life's too short to do any thinking."
"Okay, we're leaving now!" announced Hans. "Thank god we're leaving this country. I wish someone would take it over."
"No offence taken," Amanda answered, and she rolled her eyes.
"Ignore him," Symon said to her. "I love this country."
"Aw, thank you," Amanda replied. "I can't wait until we visit Ukraine."
"Neither can I," Symon replied. "It's full of beautiful people. They're even prettier than me."
"You're so modest," Amanda replied sarcastically, but in a nice way
The two of them had a quick kiss, and then the screen paused and Ruben jumped up out of nowhere.
"So, it looks like we've got our first romance of the season. There may be more to come.
Find out next time on "Euro…Drama…Roadtrip! Adjo for now!"
So, that is the end of the first episode. There are 28 contestants competing. Who will be voted off first? Who will win? I have pictures of all of the contestants in a link in my profile.
Just to recap, here are the contestants -
Adrijana - Slovenia - The Troll
Agnessa - Belarus - The Poor Hottie
Aleksander - Albania - The Wannabe Bad Boy
Alma - Croatia - The Medical Enthusiast
Amanda - Sweden - The Two-Faced Manipulator
Anka - Montenegro - The "Do First, Think Later" Girl
Anton - Poland - The A-Type Guy
Berto - San Marino - The Fishing Enthusiast
Dani - Hungary - The Friendly Fingersmith
Eloise - France - The Obnoxious Supermodel
Emilia - Netherlands - The Crazy Excitable
Hadi - Israel - The Computer Whiz
Jessie - Italy - The Female Rebel
Johannes - Iceland - The Smooth Talker
Katerina - Macedonia - The Cat Lover
Lou - Cyprus - The Naive Artist
Luko - Serbia - The Hyperactive Caffeine-Addict
Marios - Greece - The Eurovision Enthusiast
Mirzo - Bosnia-Herzegovina - The Modest Overachiever
Pavils - Latvia - The Cheeky Break-dancer
Rikard - Finland - The Emotional Homosexual
Sanna - Denmark - The Daring Paraplegic
Shay - Russia - The Chubby Buddy
Stela - Romania - The Sly Gambler
Symon - Ukraine - The Actor
Tia - Bulgaria - The Punk-Rocker
Tyge - Norway - The B-Type
Zeferino - Portugal - The Shy Romantic
Also, if your country's character seems like it doesn't stand a chance, it may not be the case. After all, Total Drama is anyone's game (though alliances help).
Please tell me what you think of the story so far. Criticism is allowed.