What's That Usa-chan?

"What's that Usa-chan?"

There was silence in the dining room as Hunny wached the immobile, mute, pink bunny doll.

"Oh, you wanted to know what I was thinking?" Hunni's face scrunched up slightly as he arranged his thoughts. As he did so, he took a bite of his fifth cake of that day. "Well I was thinking that someone is going to get hurt sometime soon once all of the Host Club realizes their feelings…"

Again there was silence in the room except now there was a slight snore coming from upstairs in the gigantic mansion.

"Who Usa-chan?"

"Ummm, well almost. Anyways, it almost works out for Kyo-kun, and at least one of the naughty twins will get hurt," Then he added with a mischievous tone, "and maybe Tama-chan will get rejected too but I don't think so."

Yet again to the normal human ear all you could hear was the slight resell of sheets and the soft padding of bare feet on thick carpeting. Not to mention the clang of a fork on a plate. But absolutely NO form of speech what so ever came out of the usagi.

"Why Kyoya?

"Well," he started, "because he's always staring at Tamma-chan and Haruhi over his clipboard and he looks kind of sad when he looks and kind of mad too. Almost like he knows what he wants but can never get it."

With a few final munches, he finished his fifth cake of the day. The soft padding of bare feet grew louder and finally a shadow blocked the crack of light let out of the dining room.

"Usa-chan that's a great idea! We can start a cheer up "Mother" with a ship cruise on one of the Hosts extra yacht!

"And, if we plan it right, we can even use that pool up on the roof to start things off! The hard part is keeping it a secret from Kyoya. But first, let's go e-mail Takashi your idea!"

Chika was making a run for it. Hunny appeared to be opening the door but that didn't matter much because he was right! Mitsukuni was an alien! Now Satoshi couldn't hit him on the head any more!

"Chika? Oh, Usa-chan he ran away agian. I was going to ask him if he wanted to eat the last cake with me."

The only response was silence, as Chika ran to his room with surprising glee which differed quite a bit from his normal attitude. The only sounds were of Hunny cutting yet another cake apart and the tapping of fingers on a keyboard.

Later that day…

"Satoshi! Satoshi! Last night my brother said something about E-mailing the mother ship! You see, He really is an alien!"

Whack, Satoshi's hand hit the back of Chika's head yet agian. "Respect your brother already!"

"But, but Satoshi its tr-true!" Chika stuttered, shocked and hurt from being smacked. "Quit being mean!" Big tears began to swim in Chika's eyes and little birds flew around his head.

"Don't cry! Don't cry Yasuchika!" Satoshi pleaded with Chika almost desperately.

"Th-then d-d-don't…" Chika's eyes got even bigger than usual when he realized a large group of other classmates were watching. He wiped his tears, shooed the birds away and marched off, hiccupping along the way, as Satoshi continued to apologize.

This was betaed by the realy AMAZING RandomnessUnleashed. (sept this part wich is why it's not spelled right…)